Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "F..k." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "F..k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f..ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f..ked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a f..k); or an adverb (Mary is really f..king interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific f..k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f..king beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "F..k."
Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description ---- "He's a f..king asshole."
It can be used to tell time ---- "It's five thirty."
It can be used in business ---- "How did I end up with this f..king job?"
It can be maternal ---- as in "Motherf..ker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart
Greetings ---- "How the f..k are you?"
Fraud ---- "I got f..ked by the car dealer."
Dismay ---- "Oh, f..k it."
Trouble ---- "Hell, I guess I'm f..ked now."
Aggression ---- "F..k you."
Disgust ---- "F..k me."
Confusion ---- "What the f..k...?"
Difficulty ---- "I don't understand this f..king business."
Despair ---- "F..ked again."
Exasperation ---- "For f..k's sake."
Enjoyment ---- "This is f..king great."
Hostility ---- "I'm going to knock your f..king head off."
Stupidity ---- "Geir Bergerud is a F..kwad!"
Incompetence ---- "He's such a f..k up."
Ignorance ---- "F..k if I know."
Displeasure ---- "What the f..k is going on here?"
Lost ---- "Where the f..k are we?"
Disbelief ---- "Unf..kingbelievable!"
Retaliation ---- "Up your f..king ass."
Surprise ---- "F..ckin A!"
Surprise ---- "Well, I'll be f..ked."
Suspicion ---- "What the f..k are you doing?"
Contempt ---- "F..k you and the horse you rode in on!"
Famous quotes:
"What the f..k was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f..king Indians come from?" -- General Custer
"Where the f..k is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real f..king gun." -- John Lennon
"Who's gonna f..king find out?" -- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f..king roll." -- Anne Boleyn
"Any f..king idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein
"It does so f..king look like her!" -- Picasso
"How the f..k did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras
"You want what on the f..king ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"F..k a duck." -- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its f..king there!" -- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna f..king rain?" -- Joan of Arc
"Scattered f..king showers my ass." -- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f..king hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word F..K!
Use it regularly in your daily speech.
It will add to your prestige..............
GT.
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The F Word
yeah if you are talking in american.
i appopigies before i start.
my mate told me that the word fuck comes from the old english charge of fuckerry{a hanging offence}which means to bugger the cabin boy while out to sea.
any one caught doing was made to work untill the ship came to port and was supposed to get hung.
i appopigies before i start.
my mate told me that the word fuck comes from the old english charge of fuckerry{a hanging offence}which means to bugger the cabin boy while out to sea.
any one caught doing was made to work untill the ship came to port and was supposed to get hung.
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "F..k." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "F..k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f..ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f..ked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a f..k); or an adverb (Mary is really f..king interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific f..k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f..king beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "F..k."
Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description ---- "He's a f..king asshole."
It can be used to tell time ---- "It's five thirty."
It can be used in business ---- "How did I end up with this f..king job?"
It can be maternal ---- as in "Motherf..ker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart
Greetings ---- "How the f..k are you?"
Fraud ---- "I got f..ked by the car dealer."
Dismay ---- "Oh, f..k it."
Trouble ---- "Hell, I guess I'm f..ked now."
Aggression ---- "F..k you."
Disgust ---- "F..k me."
Confusion ---- "What the f..k...?"
Difficulty ---- "I don't understand this f..king business."
Despair ---- "F..ked again."
Exasperation ---- "For f..k's sake."
Enjoyment ---- "This is f..king great."
Hostility ---- "I'm going to knock your f..king head off."
Stupidity ---- "Geir Bergerud is a F..kwad!"
Incompetence ---- "He's such a f..k up."
Ignorance ---- "F..k if I know."
Displeasure ---- "What the f..k is going on here?"
Lost ---- "Where the f..k are we?"
Disbelief ---- "Unf..kingbelievable!"
Retaliation ---- "Up your f..king ass."
Surprise ---- "F..ckin A!"
Surprise ---- "Well, I'll be f..ked."
Suspicion ---- "What the f..k are you doing?"
Contempt ---- "F..k you and the horse you rode in on!"
Famous quotes:
"What the f..k was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f..king Indians come from?" -- General Custer
"Where the f..k is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real f..king gun." -- John Lennon
"Who's gonna f..king find out?" -- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f..king roll." -- Anne Boleyn
"Any f..king idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein
"It does so f..king look like her!" -- Picasso
"How the f..k did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras
"You want what on the f..king ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"F..k a duck." -- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its f..king there!" -- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna f..king rain?" -- Joan of Arc
"Scattered f..king showers my ass." -- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f..king hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word F..K!
Use it regularly in your daily speech.
It will add to your prestige..............
GT.
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Which is v v funny
Susie
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