The Feather

21 Oct 2004

As some of you may know I'm a fairly accident prone person. (One of my colleagues asked to be risk assessed against me redface

)
My career as a complete incompetent in peronal health & safety have included:
Falling down several holes - These have varied in size from just large enough to fit a size 3 foot in and punch a hole the top, all the way up to car size ditches.
Falling through two floors.
Tripping over everything from a pebble to myself, (pah who needs objects to fall over, amateurs biggrin

)
Numerous cuts, walking on glass, knocking myself out, etc.
Last night, however, takes the bloody biscuit. mad

I was maliciously and grieviously attacked by a ..................................
PILLOW FEATHER :shock:
It stuck right into my wrist and stayed there, It looked like I was growing the bugger :shock:
I had to get it out the same way you would a splinter and it hurt. confused

It drew blood and it's left a mark.
I'm going to start a petition to have them banned or at least trained not to attack.
All signatures welcomed.
Jas
XXX

21 Oct 2004

Hehe, I think we should propose you for SHUnion safety officer... Obviously you can find all the dangerous things around the SH, and thus protect us by falling in them first...

21 Oct 2004

:laughabove:

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Sorry but that was funny.
kiss

it better?

21 Oct 2004

What are you like Jas? Only you could come a cropper on a feather!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

21 Oct 2004

aww.. those feathers are evil little buggers....
Just as bad are... leaves... earlier today I was outside having a ciggie (don't smoke in the house) and felt what I thought was someone hitting me on the back.... I turned round all confrontational only to see a leaf innocently fall to the floor. It must have just fallen off the tree, and with the wind behind it, gave a fair punch when it hit!!! :shock: (honest I'm not just a softy)