The Female Equivalent of Bollox

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Well TE I think this may be going in the direction of an invite to Sarge for a personal viewing
CA xxx

I've left my camera at work, so you'd have to make do with what I have stored in the laptop.
Unless, of course you're talking about IRL

2 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Now i know you're asking for promises from Sarge but there is one promise you'll get from me tonight girl, and that's

Dambuster - confiscate the PC and retire with your laptop to the cab please!!
You've run me ragged - but I love it!!

I didn't realise just how fecking slow dial up is.
And can someone tell me why I'm up here on this steam powered piece of shit and she's downstairs on the comfy feckin sofa, tv, drink und so veirter; while I'm stuck up here in the box room waiting for the feckin blue bar????????
I'm here Tune strugglin on

2 Oct 2004

Ooooooh, all this spanking, can't wait for the Munch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Note to self - be naughty all the time in future :twisted:
Oh, and Db, that's cos you love me ! ! ! ! ! !
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Ooooooh, all this spanking, can't wait for the Munch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Note to self - be naughty all the time in future :twisted:
Oh, and Db, that's cos you love me ! ! ! ! ! !
CA xxx

If you don't behave yourself, you'll get a spanking in about ten minutes,
P.S. I hate yor klickety klick keyboard

2 Oct 2004

I 'love ' you both - but I know which of you I want spanked tonight. Carrieann bend over!!!

2 Oct 2004

Hmm................................. talking utter tuppence just doesn't sound as good as talking utter bollox. :P lol

Jas
XXX

2 Oct 2004

Quote by celticq
Tune I think L'Oreal have nicked your TM. I have noticed that their new face cream contains BOSWELLOX :shock: I'm slightly concerned about the side effects - I mean look what happened when Venus rubbed it on her tummy

Now don't go confusing me with long words. BOSWELLOX is just a swelling in the Bollox and so there's no point in trying to kid me that it's better than TITS!

2 Oct 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Hmm................................. talking utter tuppence just doesn't sound as good as talking utter bollox. :P
Jas
XXX

That's just eminded me of a thread about diffo (CA why you no have spell checker on here?) names for parts.
"Tuppence" always makes me laaarf

2 Oct 2004

BOSWELLOX is never better than TITS TE ! ! ! ! But the offer is still open to borrow mine for a while - that is while you are giving me a good spanking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

I think Bollox and TITS go quite well together.
(Dambuster - A huge fan of a good tit wank)
P.S. Babe, something's bleeping at me up here and I'm getting scared

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
BOSWELLOX is never better than TITS TE ! ! ! ! But the offer is still open to borrow mine for a while - that is while you are giving me a good spanking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
CA xxx

Now am I borrowing your BOSWELLOX or your TITS? - a fella has a right to know!!

2 Oct 2004

You can borrow my tits while i play with your boswellox lol

CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
You can borrow my tits while i play with your boswellox
CA xxx

I have noted before that you are a hard negotiator. I get to borrow (time limited) your tits and you get to play with (time unlimited) my bollox. ............ Come to think of it, I give up you can have my bollocks(!) as long as I can have your tits for 20 minutes!!

2 Oct 2004

OK TE

how about 'you can have them for the night' then lol

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
OK TE how about 'you can have them for the night' then

Is this because my webcam (New one everybody) is better than yours/???
And WTF is bleeping at me??

3 Oct 2004

look sod the bloody bleepin' and webcamming and stuff . . . .
are we going with complete tits or what? eh? are we? cos then i can have another (tm neilinleeds 2004) :bounce:
go on! please tell me i've got tits?
neil x x x x x ;)

3 Oct 2004

I've read this thread from start to finish and..........wtf is it about?!I it may be me or the meds but i am so confused.

3 Oct 2004

Tits (tm Neilinleeds 2004) it is. I've already used it in another thread.
Edict: from now on all bollox espoused by the female of the species is Tits! (tm Neilinleeds 2004))
Bollocks I fancied Buttox as the female of Bollox!

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
I've read this thread from start to finish and..........wtf is it about?!I it may be me or the meds but i am so confused.

Don't worry my friend it is pure Bollox laced with a bit of Tits!

3 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Don't worry my friend it is pure Bollox laced with a bit of Tits!

where is the tm neilinleeds 2004?????

3 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl

Don't worry my friend it is pure Bollox laced with a bit of Tits!

where is the tm neilinleeds 2004?????
My omission. It's going in my signature as a reciprocal action to Neil's so I don't get caught out again.

3 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
go on! please tell me i've got tits?

Neil, you've got tits !!! confused

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
go on! please tell me i've got tits?

Neil, you've got tits !!! confused

Don't think I've seen a picture of his tits to comment on .....
his bollocks on the other hand ........
(so wanted to typo that to say in the other hand ROFLMAO)

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
go on! please tell me i've got tits?

Neil, you've got tits !!! confused

He's not only got Tits - there trademarked - for all we know they're patented as well, judging by his red boots!! lol

Quote by Sgt Bilko
go on! please tell me i've got tits?

Neil, you've got tits !!! confused

Don't think I've seen a picture of his tits to comment on .....
his bollocks on the other hand ........
(so wanted to typo that to say in the other hand ROFLMAO)
There is a typo in it lol

3 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
There is a typo in it

ROFL ... shurrup it was a long night last night!