The Female Equivalent of Bollox

2 Oct 2004

Something Sarge just posted on WBB's 2000 post thread has given pause for thought.
Just what is the female equivalent of bollox. Do they have the tackle for this - can they even tackle it - these are fundamental questions of our time which must be addressed!!
On the basis that Bollocks, the physical manifestation of Bollox, are the tangly bits, the equivalent might be Boobox but I've always maintained there is no link between Bollocks and Bollox so that doesn't 'stack' up ( geddit?). Besides the name doesn't have a ring to it does it?
So where does that take us? Labia might be a candidate but then we'd be in perpetual discussion as to whether it is major or minor - so no.
My final offer therefore must be buttocks. It has a meaty ring to it.
Any other offers - strictly from bollox/buttocks merchants please

2 Oct 2004

Was that buttocks or buttox TE???????????
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Was that buttocks or buttox TE???????????
CA xxx

Touche. TE slinks away with his tail between his legs!!! redface

ops: :oops:

2 Oct 2004

Was that tail between your legs TE or between your bollocks (or bollox) rotflmao

CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

I have a picture highlighting the female equivilent of bollocks, but I have to wait until my teen is in bed before I can post it! lol

Venusxxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I have a picture highlighting the female equivilent of bollocks, but I have to wait until my teen is in bed before I can post it!
Venusxxx

Can't wait!

Quote by CarrieAnn
Was that tail between your legs TE or between your bollocks (or bollox)
CA xxx

My God you know how to put th boot in woman! Bollox! Buttox! Bollox! Buttox! Must remember!

2 Oct 2004

Well I have had an excellent day today and am going to see my Mum tomorrow as it is her birthday today but has been out for the day so couldn't go today!
OK TE, post 6 but what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Well I have had an excellent day today and am going to see my Mum tomorrow as it is her birthday today but has been out for the day so couldn't go today!
OK TE, post 6 but what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA xxx

Where's that Dambuster? Where is he? I need him to sit heavily on a uncontrollable woman!! lol

:lol: :lol:
You're beautifully testing all my principles my gal - don't ask me to enter into any negotiations with you in future please.

2 Oct 2004

Db is being sat on by an uncontrollable woman who's also hijacked his 'puter lol

CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Db is being sat on by an uncontrollable woman who's also hijacked his 'puter
CA xxx

Shit I'm lost!! When are you going to the dogs next?? (Can I come?)

2 Oct 2004

carrie anne! smackbottom

get thee hence to a nunnery or something! this is a serious thread!
while i appreciate the subtle difference between buttocks and buttox, i find it doesn't have quite the same ring as bollocks and bollox!
<<< scratches head and strokes chin in thoughtful mode . . . . . >>>
i'm thinking that maybe something like "that was complete tits!" might be useful? dunno

what yer reck?
neil x x x ;)

2 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Where's that Dambuster? Where is he? I need him to sit heavily on a uncontrollable woman!! :lol: :lol:

I'm still here Tune. She's (remember her?) just gone to the little girls room.
I don't know. She's got her PC upstairs with her own ISP and such and she still nicks me fecking laptop. mad

:x

Quote by CarrieAnn
Db is being sat on by an uncontrollable woman who's also hijacked his 'puter
CA xxx

How can I tell you I love you - when I can 'ardly breave down 'ere

2 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
carrie anne! get thee hence to a nunnery or something! this is a serious thread!
while i appreciate the subtle difference between buttocks and buttox, i find it doesn't have quite the same ring as bollocks and bollox!
<<< scratches head and strokes chin in thoughtful mode . . . . . >>>
i'm thinking that maybe something like "that was complete tits!" might be useful? what yer reck?
neil x x x ;)

Speaking as one who is desperate to get away from the Buttox ( I think Carrieann was sitting on me) - I think that is brilliant. It kind of has a certain symmetry to it - and I think it stings too. This could be it - any advances??

2 Oct 2004

They could be talkingBOTOX !! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

2 Oct 2004

Ok, what the hell. I`ll open myself up to ridicule, but I earned these `warts` godammit......might make Debbiewebs feel a little better too!

It`s my belly! redface

ops: :oops:
Venusxxx

2 Oct 2004

I think my 'lips' are quite puffy enough Sarge ! ! ! ! ! !
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

ooooooooo venus!!!!!!
i love a womanly belly! is that the pink bit? yummy! rotflmao

@ above piccie, but in a pervy sexual kinda way! ;)
neil x x x ;)

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
I think my 'lips' are quite puffy enough Sarge ! ! ! ! ! !

What a wonderful image that conjures up in my mind CA !! :shock: wink

:wink: :wink:

2 Oct 2004

Geez where is this going? I'm just hanging on to Neil's 'Tits' if you get my drift??!!

2 Oct 2004

Well TE I think this may be going in the direction of an invite to Sarge for a personal viewing redface

CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Well TE I think this may be going in the direction of an invite to Sarge for a personal viewing
CA xxx

Personal viewing of what FFS?? Now you've really got me worried - where's me Tits??

2 Oct 2004

Quote by VenusnMars

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FEMALE BOL-- LOCKS!

It`s my belly! ops: :oops:
Venusxxx

God that is soooooooo sexy!! FFS give me the tissues!!! You beautiful thing you....

2 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Well TE I think this may be going in the direction of an invite to Sarge for a personal viewing
CA xxx

Personal viewing of what FFS?? Now you've really got me worried - where's me Tits??
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
My 'lips' of course lol

And if you can't find your tits, you can borrow the '2nd best wet t-shirt comp' tits for now :lol:
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

what a wonderfully reassuring pic venus! lol@you, it made me laugh.... it takes a brave and self assured woman......blah, bla, blah.....top banana!! biggrin

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
My 'lips' of course

Phew!!! For a minute there I thought I was being invited to watch TE hanging on Neils tits!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
CA you're a little minx smackbottom

2 Oct 2004

Tune I think L'Oreal have nicked your TM. I have noticed that their new face cream contains BOSWELLOX :shock: I'm slightly concerned about the side effects - I mean look what happened when Venus rubbed it on her tummy lol

2 Oct 2004

Quote by mellow
what a wonderfully reassuring pic venus! lol@you, it made me laugh.... it takes a brave and self assured woman......blah, bla, blah.....top banana!!

It could be said that I had a lot of balls to post that pic! :giggle:
Venusxxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
My 'lips' of course

Phew!!! For a minute there I thought I was being invited to watch TE hanging on Neils tits!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
CA you're a little minx smackbottom

Ooooh Sarge,
Is that a promise???????????
CA xxx

2 Oct 2004

Quote by VenusnMars

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FEMALE BOL-- LOCKS!

We had a cat that looked like that from behind !! :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :?

2 Oct 2004

CA, now i know you're asking for promises from Sarge but there is one promise you'll get from me tonight girl, and that's

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Dambuster - confiscate the PC and retire with your laptop to the cab please!!
You've run me ragged - but I love it!!