the female sex organs

28 Mar 2004

I have just read an article in one of the sunday mags about inofencive names for the female parts I can come up wihe about six how about all you out there

28 Mar 2004

The times on sunday just isn't the same anymore......
Hmmmmm! I'll name that tune in........Seven! biggrin

28 Mar 2004

Quote by imazaz
I have just read an article in one of the sunday mags about inofencive names for the female parts I can come up wihe about six how about all you out there

There are offensive names for the female parts?
What a strange notion.

28 Mar 2004

Well some names ive heard over the years are ones mothers give to their daughters such as
Flower, lula, whistle, front bottom , fluff, Tilly, Precious confused

my mum however gave mine the name of Mary no offence to any Marys out there of course

28 Mar 2004

Is that a hairy mary Vicky?

28 Mar 2004

Hi, i read the article too,
A good friend of mine calls hers a Woo Woo!
Makes me smile everytime i hear it lol

28 Mar 2004

mrs davej tends to use, halfpenny (pronouced ha'penny) she can only remember it as being common terminology in her house when growing up., so if anyone has any ideas about its possible origin or if its used anywhere else we wouldnt mind knowing.

28 Mar 2004

Quote by davej
mrs davej tends to use, halfpenny (pronouced apnee) she can only remember it as being common terminology in her house when growing up., so if anyone has any ideas about its possible origin or if its used anywhere else we wouldnt mind knowing.

not sure about ha'penny, but I know it was called a tuppence in our house. And I doubt thats anything to do with a class divide either lol

28 Mar 2004

a generation gap perhaps Angel, we are not in the first flush of youth so no doubt inflation and the introduction of the 'P' instead of the 'D' would explain why it was tuppence in your house.
thanks for the ha'penny correction we edited the post with red faces redface

28 Mar 2004

Quote by davej
a generation gap perhaps Angel, we are not in the first flush of youth so no doubt inflation and the introduction of the 'P' instead of the 'D' would explain why it was tuppence in your house.
thanks for the ha'penny correction we edited the post with red faces

oops

ops: now I have a red face, I forget there was once a different form of money ;)
Took me a mo to work out what you meant with p's and d's, trying to work out if it was some sexual form of practice I was unfamiliar with (as if!) :twisted:

28 Mar 2004

Well, I can guess what the p is. Not something I'd want to participate in, not even in the shower. But the d? What could that be?

28 Mar 2004

I have a tuppence and Tim has a tail, when I was growing up it was a wiggy?!
Go figure.

28 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
Well, I can guess what the p is. Not something I'd want to participate in, not even in the shower. But the d? What could that be?

Alas Djohn its no more than an old penny which unless you are like us and have started looking fondly at baths with doors in, whilst savouring the delights of a Wurthers Original as you pull on a pair of slippers with zip up sides, you will not recall.

28 Mar 2004

Quote by tim-jas
I have a tuppence and Tim has a tail, when I was growing up it was a wiggy?!
Go figure.

Another tuppence to join Angels, we are feeling cheated down here mrs davej has been a penny ha'penny shortchanged. That would have bought a bag o chips or a wally!

28 Mar 2004

I'm not that young! I was born before the UK changed to decimal currency. But I was born in Australia, which was already decimal.

28 Mar 2004

Quote by davej
I have a tuppence and Tim has a tail, when I was growing up it was a wiggy?!
Go figure.

Another tuppence to join Angels, we are feeling cheated down here mrs davej has been a penny ha'penny shortchanged. That would have bought a bag o chips or a wally!
<perk> there's another tuppence with my tuppence???
and forgive my youth (how long since I could say that lol) but wtf is a wally? (hoping it isnt her for asking lol)

29 Mar 2004

No its not you for asking Angel, Its no more than a pickled Gerkin.
In the chippy on a Friday night for wally and chips, luverly
Just to get the thread back on track we also call it a twinkie

29 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
I'm not that young! I was born before the UK changed to decimal currency. But I was born in Australia, which was already decimal.

I was working (well saturday job) when the currency changed!
I must be ancient!

29 Mar 2004

Quote by davej
mrs davej tends to use, halfpenny (pronouced ha'penny) she can only remember it as being common terminology in her house when growing up., so if anyone has any ideas about its possible origin or if its used anywhere else we wouldnt mind knowing.

The ha'penny was used in my family too. If I remember correctly (it was a long time ago), the saying went "keep your hand on your ha'penny". If a girl always had a ha'penny with her, she would always be able to phone home if she got into any trouble. And if she was with a boy, if she kept her hand on her (other, permanently attached) ha'penny, she'd avoid getting into any trouble in the first place.

29 Mar 2004

Quote by Lucifer"
The ha'penny was used in my family too. If I remember correctly (it a long time ago), the saying went "keep your hand on your ha'penny". If a girl always had a ha'penny with her, she would always be able to phone home if she got into any trouble. And if she was with a boy, if she kept her hand on her (other, permanently attached) ha'penny, she'd avoid getting into any trouble in the first place.

Thanksfor that Lucifer no doubt we can look forward to it being called a Nokia in the near future Mrs davej will no doubt then want to be kept in credit