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The first meeting of the 'not so busty' club!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You Buggers!!!!!!
Now as the new self certified dogging expert, might I suggest windows that can only be seen one way
Not sure which way round tho :confused: ...... I mean, do we want to see the doggers without being seen, or do we want to be seen without seeing the doggers :undecided:
Definitely some heating, cos it gets bluddy cold ..... and it ain't gonna get any better this side of Christmas! :shock:
hmmmm what else :undecided:
Right folks after much negotiation and taking in all Missy's expert advice we've decided on the following:
There will be a heated Ford Cortina/Granada or Rover 'Vandan Plas'- (for the more cultured members!!) available for use including interior lights and cigarette lighter. :giggle:
For added authenticity a green sunblind will be emblazoned across the windscreen bearing the names Carl & Sharon.
Artificial grass will line the floor but the smell of freshly cut grass and the odd cowpat will be blown in with the slightly damp and musty air to give participants the feeling of the great outdoors.
Any other suggestions welcomed.......
Mr & Mrs RSAB2
There will be a heated Ford Cortina/Granada or Rover 'Vandan Plas'- (for the more cultured members!!) available for use including interior lights and cigarette lighter. :giggle:
For added authenticity a green sunblind will be emblazoned across the windscreen bearing the names Carl & Sharon.
Artificial grass will line the floor but the smell of freshly cut grass and the odd cowpat will be blown in with the slightly damp and musty air to give participants the feeling of the great outdoors.
Any other suggestions welcomed.......
Mr & Mrs RSAB2
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You Buggers!!!!!!
Now as the new self certified dogging expert, might I suggest windows that can only be seen one way
Not sure which way round tho :confused: ...... I mean, do we want to see the doggers without being seen, or do we want to be seen without seeing the doggers :undecided:
Definitely some heating, cos it gets bluddy cold ..... and it ain't gonna get any better this side of Christmas! :shock:
hmmmm what else :undecided:
Hi MissChief,
Nice to see you having a look round our club, and as always your wiseness is appreciated. However, in your excitment of discovering that this club is going to try and accommodate all members, you seem to have made a tiny feu paux. You see there'll be no need for heating, as it's a set designed within a room, and it will be impossible for us to have the air conditioning blowing ice cold blasts through the open windows of Neil's Cortina, while maintaining an ambiant temprature in the other rooms we have yet to theme.
Although I have no idea about dogging, and will happily bow to your greater experience, I am wondering how one way windows work? I can understand your thoughts on privacy in one direction or the other, but my brain tells me that for there to be interaction between the lookers and doers, at least the side windows have to be open, and surely this defeats the object of having one way glass, or is there protocol prohibiting the lookers from doing anything more than looking at the doers, and the doers requiring the lookers to do no more than look, and do only to themselves what the doers might want of the lookers to do?
I would imagine that by the time each had worked this out, the twenty Richmond Lights would have been smoked, and it will be time for the change round of doers and the replacement of a fresh lot of lookers to watch the new doers.
I have also Mrs RSAB2, thought of another problem concerning my suggestion of setting up this room, and feel I have to bring it to your attention, although it is a rather delicate subject to broach. It is the question of employing a cleaner?
I know the present arrangments you have in place for the club in general works well, but do you think Mr & Mrs Mop & Bucket will be prepared to carry out this extra work, as I'm sure the task of picking up the equivalent of six boxes of tissiues, the contents of a couple of condom machines, and unpteen cigarette packets, will be beyond their original remit? Perhaps, if not wishing to incure further club expenditure, Mr Mop & Bucket could be offer the opportunity of wearing his dirty raincoat to have five minutes flashing on the far side of the car instead, as I know this has been his fantasy since resigning his position of caretaker at the town hall to come and work here at the club? Mrs Mop & Bucket, however, not being at all interested in sexual activity in any form, could be offered a half bottle of brandy to keep her well enough oiled to not notice the extra work she is being asked to perform. Personally, I do find her continuous muttering and foul language a mite tedious, but I suppose we have to accept the side-effects of excesive drinking, if we want a task well done!
Well I must be off now Mrs RSAB2 and MissChief, as I have to begin packing my belonging ready for moving house in a couple of weeks.
Oh! Didn't I say? I'm moving to a beautiful stone built cottage right on the edge of one of our local dogging sites :!: :!: :!:
See you all later,
Bye
PS. Could we perhaps have a small padded room where your inspectors could go to work off their frustrations at seeing so many beautiful breast and nipples, while keeping their sexual ardour strictly under control. A couple of inflatable dolls might also help certain members of the inspectorate.
Oh good point Keith!!
Ok ummmmm maybe 2 cars?? That will also create the 'busy carpark' effect. One for the beginner taking their first tentative steps into the world of dogging (one way windows, heating, big comfy fur car seats etc) and one for the more advanced (bluddy freezing, all windows open and leather effect seats etc)
Ahhh, yes, very authentic I say
Ok ummmmm maybe 2 cars?? That will also create the 'busy carpark' effect. One for the beginner taking their first tentative steps into the world of dogging (one way windows, heating, big comfy fur car seats etc) and one for the more advanced (bluddy freezing, all windows open and leather effect seats etc)
Ahhh, yes, very authentic I say
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Right folks after much negotiation and taking in all Missy's expert advice we've decided on the following:
There will be a heated Ford Cortina/Granada or Rover 'Vandan Plas'- (for the more cultured members!!) available for use including interior lights and cigarette lighter. :giggle:
For added authenticity a green sunblind will be emblazoned across the windscreen bearing the names Carl & Sharon.
Artificial grass will line the floor but the smell of freshly cut grass and the odd cowpat will be blown in with the slightly damp and musty air to give participants the feeling of the great outdoors.
Any other suggestions welcomed.......
Mr & Mrs RSAB2
Don't forget the fluffy dice dangling from the interior mirror :!: And the empty coke bottle of the floor behind the front seats, and the over full ash tray
Quote by VenusnMars
What the hell were you doing in our car and why?!!
That`s all I need, another bloody stalker!
Venusxxx
Please don't shout at us, were only dogging, not stalking, honest officer
ops:And we're trying to set this up in the warm, for your comfort and well-being, plus the members enjoyment as a whole, of course.
Sex God
Madam Chairlady, members of the committee,
does not the first rule of advertising demand that whenever possible we remain in full public view at all times?
given that i just found this thread on page two, might i be so bold as to suggest that some of our members are slacking on the job? can i suggest a little more discipline within our ranks, and that we do actually try to take our appaling lack of membership seriously.
it strikes me that possibly the very idea of a little more discipline would attract new members, possibly with the requisite paraphernalia? possibly.
if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds
does not the first rule of advertising demand that whenever possible we remain in full public view at all times?
given that i just found this thread on page two, might i be so bold as to suggest that some of our members are slacking on the job? can i suggest a little more discipline within our ranks, and that we do actually try to take our appaling lack of membership seriously.
it strikes me that possibly the very idea of a little more discipline would attract new members, possibly with the requisite paraphernalia? possibly.
if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds
Quote by neilinleeds
if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds
Neil it's six thirty, you need help mate, or perhaps i do cause I'm only slightly tipsy.
As regards the membership issue, i think we need to open the doors of the club officially and so attract people in. I'm thinking Sat night!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by RSAB2
if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds
Neil it's six thirty, you need help mate, or perhaps i do cause I'm only slightly tipsy.
As regards the membership issue, i think we need to open the doors of the club officially and so attract people in. I'm thinking Sat night!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Are you sure Sue won't mind us hi-jacking some of her guests, it is her 40th party after-all?
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Madam Chairlady, members of the committee,
does not the first rule of advertising demand that whenever possible we remain in full public view at all times?
given that i just found this thread on page two, might i be so bold as to suggest that some of our members are slacking on the job? can i suggest a little more discipline within our ranks, and that we do actually try to take our appaling lack of membership seriously.
it strikes me that possibly the very idea of a little more discipline would attract new members, possibly with the requisite paraphernalia? possibly.
if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds
Ok Neil
oke: Out of that stupour.I don't suppose you remember me inviting you over to meet my hairdresser and see my my new house? Well I did. And I invited you to have a look at my dogging location, for research purposes, of course
: And furthermore, I don't imagine you remeber making thos ridiculous suggestions to our Chairlady about using a Cortina, of all things, as part of the dogging display in one of the themed rooms?Really Neil, you'll have to get a grip if you're going to be any use in Nottingham, because they don't take kindly to foreign northerners at the best of times, and if you're going to be in this state, god help you if the women turn on!
Neil, Neil,, wake up, Mr & Mrs RSAB2 are back now. Come on, your embarressing me know. Stop hanging round my neck, trying to suck my earlobe. I'll buy you a brandy :?:
Sex God
<<< perks right up . . . . . >>>
keith. and Madam Chairlady for that matter.
when i say i am very very drunk, i do of course mean that i cracked my first can of stella as soon as the sun was over the yardarm, which hereabaouts is around 6pm. it's quite a high yardarm, so the sun takes it's time getting over it. obviously a brandy, preferably a double, with a splash of coke, would probably revive me no end! cheers keith.
and many congrats keith or your newfound ownership of prime dogging real estate. i would imagine we'll see rather less of you, and some will see rather more. possibly!
neil x x x ;-)
keith. and Madam Chairlady for that matter.
when i say i am very very drunk, i do of course mean that i cracked my first can of stella as soon as the sun was over the yardarm, which hereabaouts is around 6pm. it's quite a high yardarm, so the sun takes it's time getting over it. obviously a brandy, preferably a double, with a splash of coke, would probably revive me no end! cheers keith.
and many congrats keith or your newfound ownership of prime dogging real estate. i would imagine we'll see rather less of you, and some will see rather more. possibly!
neil x x x ;-)
Quote by neilinleeds
<<< perks right up . . . . . >>>
keith. and Madam Chairlady for that matter.
when i say i am very very drunk, i do of course mean that i cracked my first can of stella as soon as the sun was over the yardarm, which hereabaouts is around 6pm. it's quite a high yardarm, so the sun takes it's time getting over it. obviously a brandy, preferably a double, with a splash of coke, would probably revive me no end! cheers keith.
and many congrats keith or your newfound ownership of prime dogging real estate. i would imagine we'll see rather less of you, and some will see rather more. possibly!
neil x x x ;-)
Deffinitely not. Don't mind helping set room up, but not into dogging. Mind you, the ideas in another thread for making money doesn't seem half bad :!: :!:
No, my friend and colleague, I will stay true to the efforts of this club, even if the membership falls to just you, me, and Mrs RSAB2. The problem will then occure that we won't have enough people to form a quorum.
Well must leave you to the good works tonight, as I have a ten hour drive starting at 2am in the morning, so will report in tomorrow evening.
Goodnight all. Wish I was doing what you're all hoping to be doing.
Keith
Feeler-Upper, feeling drained, for the moment.
Order ! Order ! Order!
Madam and Chair,
I have just returned from a weekend break and am appalled at what has been written in my absence. I have read some of the comments made by the committee and feel that i shall endevour, and indeed have to, stand up for the rights of the WBB's within the NSWWB organisation.
This will be carried out from tomorrow morning when i will be able to scrutinise, at length as to the depths of the bias towards the NSWBB.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Madam and Chair,
I have just returned from a weekend break and am appalled at what has been written in my absence. I have read some of the comments made by the committee and feel that i shall endevour, and indeed have to, stand up for the rights of the WBB's within the NSWWB organisation.
This will be carried out from tomorrow morning when i will be able to scrutinise, at length as to the depths of the bias towards the NSWBB.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Sex God
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Right folks after much negotiation and taking in all Missy's expert advice .....................
I love it when a student of mine sets off into the big outside world and succeeds....... sort of makes you feel all warm inside !!!
:wink: Looks like I have a spot available for a new apprentice :cry: CV's by PM only please
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Order ! Order ! Order!
Madam and Chair,
I have just returned from a weekend break and am appalled at what has been written in my absence. I have read some of the comments made by the committee and feel that i shall endevour, and indeed have to, stand up for the rights of the WBB's within the NSWWB organisation.
This will be carried out from tomorrow morning when i will be able to scrutinise, at length as to the depths of the bias towards the NSWBB.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Erm, Little
: Through the chair, of course,
This is the Not So Busty Babes Club, and as such we have to show bias, otherwise we would be unable to attract new members, but I'm sure the WBB's would be delighted to hear your comments on our bias.
Its Monday morning and i havent been in here for a few days and you all turn to dogging :shock:
As an active member of the Not So Busty club,i think that perhaps breast massages may be in order.
I think that they could be used to extend the pertness of the Not So Busty Breasts,therefore defying gravity for as long as possible.
Once desired pertness is achived then hat hanging would hardly be a problem!!
No no thats fine,save your applause,No really don't clap.
Its a fantastic idea i know,just use it wisely and make sure that the massages are done in the best possible way to achive uppermost pertness,and not for any gain what so ever of the masseuse themselves!!
As an active member of the Not So Busty club,i think that perhaps breast massages may be in order.
I think that they could be used to extend the pertness of the Not So Busty Breasts,therefore defying gravity for as long as possible.
Once desired pertness is achived then hat hanging would hardly be a problem!!
No no thats fine,save your applause,No really don't clap.
Its a fantastic idea i know,just use it wisely and make sure that the massages are done in the best possible way to achive uppermost pertness,and not for any gain what so ever of the masseuse themselves!!
Sex God
well clare.
it's good to find someone who actually agrees with me on this.
i did make the point that a combination of techniques, including Chapel Hat Pegginess, could be used to gauge perfect pertness, and was roundly savaged by some of our Well Busty guest members.
i have been rather wary of making any further suggestions on this point! my thinking was exactly in tune with yours, that if after half an hour or so of gentle tweaking and sucking, and you have not achieved nipple pertness, then you are clearly a bloke, and what the hell are you doing letting me fondle your pecs!!!??? it went down like a lead balloon ((( noooo the idea not me ....... leave that one dangling ........ )))
neilinleeds
it's good to find someone who actually agrees with me on this.
i did make the point that a combination of techniques, including Chapel Hat Pegginess, could be used to gauge perfect pertness, and was roundly savaged by some of our Well Busty guest members.
i have been rather wary of making any further suggestions on this point! my thinking was exactly in tune with yours, that if after half an hour or so of gentle tweaking and sucking, and you have not achieved nipple pertness, then you are clearly a bloke, and what the hell are you doing letting me fondle your pecs!!!??? it went down like a lead balloon ((( noooo the idea not me ....... leave that one dangling ........ )))
neilinleeds
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Its Monday morning and i havent been in here for a few days and you all turn to dogging :shock:
As an active member of the Not So Busty club,i think that perhaps breast massages may be in order.
I think that they could be used to extend the pertness of the Not So Busty Breasts,therefore defying gravity for as long as possible.
Once desired pertness is achived then hat hanging would hardly be a problem!!
No no thats fine,save your applause,No really don't clap.
Its a fantastic idea i know,just use it wisely and make sure that the massages are done in the best possible way to achive uppermost pertness,and not for any gain what so ever of the masseuse themselves!!
Clare,
Neil, myself, Mr RSAB2, Frogster, and a whole host of others, are gllefully warming and making supple our hands as we speak.
Now if you would assume the appropriate position, No, you'll have to remove your top, then we'll all begin. This may take a little time, but we do intend to be thorough yet careful, as we would hate to cause an over-size reaction and loose you to the WBB's.
Would madam prefer with or without lubrication, and the size six and a half or seven hat?
Apart from adjust the lighting in our first themed room, it would appear all is set for members to enjoy their in-door dogging experience, Madam Chairlady, so should we move on to the next room, the old council chamber? Surely, one of our members has a longing for something different to be done in here? With your permission, I'll throw the question open to the membership?
My own suggestion would be to fill it with breast manipulation equipment, but of course I'm biased, and might be persuaded to bow to other suggestions :twisted:
My own suggestion would be to fill it with breast manipulation equipment, but of course I'm biased, and might be persuaded to bow to other suggestions :twisted:
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Much prefer a Jiggle to a wobble !
Hello there Rabdabblers,
Welcome to the NSBB's club. Would like to join us? We can offer either full membership, or guest membership, depending on comfirmation of bustiness Mrs Rabdabbler? Of course, Mr Rabdabbler will enjoy the same benefits as yourself, but will have to remain a guest member, unless he also has similar small bustiness or nipples on which Neil's specially made hat can hang from.
Membership includes all the usual benefits, plus the added bonus whch you can see being performed at the other side of the room to Clare, one of our executive members.
Regualar checks of this sort are carried out, but more frequently upon your request, or that of any other member for that matter.
Do please feel free to wander around and get a feel for the place, and especially take a look at our first themed room, for in-door dogging, which although it might not meet your immediate requirements, may give rise to new ideas for the future.
Please excuse me while I reurn to my duties with Clare, and Mr RSAB2 here will give you both a balanced oversight while you look around.
Keith,
Your official Feeler-Upper
Ahem... can one go dogging in a chauffer driven limo..? :lol:
I myself am not into exploring that side of things however neil I am waiting with baited breath :roll: for you to still perform the tests which will enroll me into this club :twisted: :twisted:
I even held off rubbing vic on my chest (as I've been proper poorly) in case you came round :lol: :lol:
please remeber to use the servants entrance when you come as this will not arouse suspicion.
:lol: I myself am not into exploring that side of things however neil I am waiting with baited breath
:roll: for you to still perform the tests which will enroll me into this club :twisted: :twisted: I even held off rubbing vic on my chest (as I've been proper poorly) in case you came round :lol: :lol:
please remeber to use the servants entrance when you come as this will not arouse suspicion.
