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The first meeting of the 'not so busty' club!!!

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Quote by Keith3006
If you'd like to give Niceguy and me one, he could re-check your eligability, sizewise, while I look for illegal strapping. I know we won't find anything a-miss, but Frogster wants some practice at using both hands at once, and adjusting his balancing skills. :twisted:

You guys are intolerable I'm to have to keep a close eye on you! :borg: and watch you don't go getting out of hand.
Quote by RSAB2

If you'd like to give Niceguy and me one, he could re-check your eligability, sizewise, while I look for illegal strapping. I know we won't find anything a-miss, but Frogster wants some practice at using both hands at once, and adjusting his balancing skills. :twisted:

You guys are intolerable I'm to have to keep a close eye on you! :borg: and watch you don't go getting out of hand.
Oh Don't worrry, I will certainly not let things get out of my hands!
In my capacity of Feeler-upper, I took it upon myself to attend the MW Munch last evening, and while our gracious Chairwoman, and other members of the committee, managed to keep WBM's busy, I conducted several checks, both members and prospective members, and found only one case of cheating. Regretably, this was a stooge planted by the WBBabes, who seem to feel they need a spy in our camp.
May I, on behalf of the committee, and through our gorgeous chairlady, pass on the following notice to all members, with the hope it will filter through to the Well Busty Babes: The wearing of Basques is perfectly proper, as long as they are used to enhance the bust line, and NOT as a device for trying to flatten one's curves. Hence the discovery of the potential member with nipples several inches below where they should have been!!
Obviously, insuficent planning, on this occasion, had been put into action, but it does give warning of how desperate the WBB's seem to be to gain information about our section of the club in general, so if anyone notices, or has a suspicion that someone is trying to infiltrate under false pretences, please feel free to let a committee member know, and someone will go out of the way to verify your suspicions.
Finally, could I remind members, and through them their guests, that to be felt up properly, for the purposes of verification, of course, that it IS necessary for me to lift or push a bra clear of the breasts in order for me to carry out the feeler-uppers duties, and this is not a reason to either kick me in the shins, or for that matter slap my face! Remember, I'm only doing my duty, and get no pleasure or satisfaction from running my fingers and hands over a person's breasts, or even tweeking nipples when nothing else can be found. It is simply my duty to help keep the membership clean and free from imposters.
Lastly. Thank you (identity kept secret) for the tip, re corsets. I will use your suggestion in future, and always slide it down before feeling-up, thereby preventing the possibility of strangulation.
Keith
Well done Keith you did a stirling job!
As part of a recruitment drive last night at the munch I am hoping we will have amassed a few more members, keep posting peeps and we shall soon take over the world! (Mrs RSAB2 your dream of world domination is getting closer all the time!)
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Mrs RAB2, & other committee members.
There is a slight possibilty I may, in my role as official feeler-upper, need my alibi corroborating, and I hope I can look to you all, should I have a visit from the boys in blue?
It seems that early on Sunday morning, last, following the NW Munch, that a scream was stollen, and I feel the finger is being pointed at me!
While I appreciate I did leave the bash early at about 23:30 hrs, and would not expect anyone to purger themselves for times after that, I would ask members, or even guests, to vouch for my presence up until that time.
This will prove that;
1) The only screams I was involved with were pleasurable to both parties, and,
2) That I could not possibly have had the time to drive all the way to Norway in the tme available, and,
3) Following the continued use of my hands in an open and upward direction, as official feeler-upperer, it is almost impossible for me to grip something as thin as a painting, let alone tuck such a slender lady under my arm and carry her off without her doing far more than just scream!
I do hope I can count on your support ladies, and gentlemen, but please don't send me your bras ladies, as I already have far more than I want.
In anticipation, your loyal servant,
Keith
PS. Anyone want any bra and knicker sets, going cheep? Also nice picture of poppies in a field !!
Soory to have spelt your name wrongly, honourable lady, but it's nervousnesswaiting for the expected knock!
K.
PS. Also noticed in the corner of my bedroom. Picture of woman dressed in balck with strange smile. Will swop for something less conspicuous, like print of the hay-wain, perhaps?
Quote by tigersgobounce69

Hi RSAB2, I would love to join your Not So Busty Club, but becasue Mr Tiger keeps playing with them gone up to a DD. So as its not my fault entirely can I please be a Guest xxxxxxxxxxxxx

No worries Tiger, I'll put you down! (That's put down on the list you euthanasia!)
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Mrs RSAB2 i find it hard to believe that ours dont qualify for the Busty club :shock:
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!) lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!) lol

I beg to differ. I have rarely met a bigger tart than Steve! :lol:
Venusxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Mrs RSAB2 i find it hard to believe that ours dont qualify for the Busty club :shock:
If I may do the honours, I'll recheck your credentials at the Nottm Munch, and put whatever recomendation in I can for you. As long as the others don't think I'm taking bribes !! And...
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!) lol

Did you have jam spread on them at the time?
Keith, the NSB clubs official feeler-upper.
Damn I forgot to put in my membership applications at the NW Munch :doh:
Not sure whether to apply here or the other group ....should that be grope???
Quote by Calista
Damn I forgot to put in my membership applications at the NW Munch :doh:
Not sure whether to apply here or the other group ....should that be grope???

not sure i should be in 'ere. all the job's ((( and hands ))) seem to have been filled. we need to expand the inspection committee over at Chipolatas United tho if you're up for it Calista ??? <<< weg >>>
n x x x x ;-)
so what do you guy actually do in this club of yours
Quote by sexymale21
so what do you guy actually do in this club of yours

find novel ways to get our hands on the girlies of course ((( and just as important, get their hands on us! lol )))
n x x x ;-)
not sure i should be in 'ere. all the job's ((( and hands ))) seem to have been filled. we need to expand the inspection committee over at Chipolatas United tho if you're up for it Calista ??? <<< weg >>>
n x x x x ;-)
I thought you idea on Saturday was a good one, Neil, about starting that off-shoot !
You remember. The does my ass look big in this? club.
Your co-conspiritor on the night,
Keith
Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
Quote by VenusnMars
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!) lol

I beg to differ. I have rarely met a bigger tart than Steve! :lol:
Venusxxx
Pot calling kettle black springs to mind here Venus,even though it is oh sooooooooooo easy to tart around you,your soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo god damn sexy.
Quote by Keith
I thought you idea on Saturday was a good one, Neil, about starting that off-shoot !
You remember. The does my ass look big in this? club.

ah yes! it seemed a good idea at the time, in the interest of general inclusivity, but then i was very, very drunk! i'd be quite keen on the actual inspection, but upon further reflection, given previous experience on that particular subject, i wonder if we'd find anyone daft enough to do the actual judging. i mean it's a no-win, both-answers-are-wrong, type thing ain't it.
Quote by MrsRSAB2
Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...

hhhhmmmmmm. are you considering some kind of ((( ahem!!! ))) amalgamation then???
<<< goes into chin scratching mode for a bit >>>
neil x x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
<<< goes into chin scratching mode for a bit >>>
neil x x x x

Is that code for something else?????
:twisted:
:giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Calista

<<< goes into chin scratching mode for a bit >>>
neil x x x x

Is that code for something else?????
:twisted:
:giggle: :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
smackbottom
n x x x x :P
Quote by RSAB2
Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:

Oh Mrs RSAB2, madam chair,
You know it's all in the Best possible taste, and that we wouldn't dream of usurping your authority.
Please take us men in hand, and guide us in the right direction, but please allow us males the treat of par-taking in Jam, Chipolatas, and Tarts, occasionally, as each has its advantages to us.
Jam on our hands allows us to stick to the task of feeling up, or down, while
Chipolatas between the fingers helps with gentle tensile grip needed, when checking firmness. And Tarts? Well they save time when dealing with large numbers of ladies all clamouring for our attention, as they are happy to allow us to deal with them communially.
So you see madam chairperson, the above items of food are to us men, as a deck of cards are to a preacher, and no notice should be taken of these obviously jealous BBB's in disguise.
On belhalf of you loyal committee members,
Keith
Quote by RSAB2
Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:

Oh Mrs RSAB2, madam chair,
You know it's all in the Best possible taste, and that we wouldn't dream of usurping your authority.
Please take us men in hand, and guide us in the right direction, but please allow us males the treat of par-taking in Jam, Chipolatas, and Tarts, occasionally, as each has its advantages to us.
Jam on our hands allows us to stick to the task of feeling up, or down, while
Chipolatas between the fingers helps with gentle tensile grip needed, when checking firmness. And Tarts? Well they save time when dealing with large numbers of ladies all clamouring for our attention, as they are happy to allow us to deal with them communially.
So you see madam chairperson, the above items of food are to us men, as a deck of cards are to a preacher, and no notice should be taken of these obviously jealous BBB's in disguise.
On belhalf of you loyal committee members,
Keith
Quote by Keith3006
You know it's all in the Best possible taste,

My God I thought we'd reincarnated Kenny Everett for a moment! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
Quote by RSAB2

You know it's all in the Best possible taste,

My God I thought we'd reincarnated Kenny Everett for a moment! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
If I could cross my legs like that, I'd try :!: :!: :twisted:
:giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx.
Quote by Keith3006

You know it's all in the Best possible taste,

My God I thought we'd reincarnated Kenny Everett for a moment! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
If I could cross my legs like that, I'd try :!: :!: :twisted:
Been practicing the leg throw over routine all day for you Mrs RSAB2. Can you help extract me out of this office chair, I have a Munch to get ready for. Helppppppp.
can we join! can we join!
when i say we, were not lesbians i know i qualify at a mere 34b but i am not sure about Andy :giggle:
Quote by ChewyNips
can we join! can we join!
when i say we, were not lesbians i know i qualify at a mere 34b but i am not sure about Andy :giggle:

hhhhhmmmmmm . . . . keith? 'ere a minute, quiet like . . . . whisper . . .
keith mate, do we have a chewyness test ready or what??? position filled i take it???
neil x x x :P