In my capacity of Feeler-upper, I took it upon myself to attend the MW Munch last evening, and while our gracious Chairwoman, and other members of the committee, managed to keep WBM's busy, I conducted several checks, both members and prospective members, and found only one case of cheating. Regretably, this was a stooge planted by the WBBabes, who seem to feel they need a spy in our camp.
May I, on behalf of the committee, and through our gorgeous chairlady, pass on the following notice to all members, with the hope it will filter through to the Well Busty Babes: The wearing of Basques is perfectly proper, as long as they are used to enhance the bust line, and NOT as a device for trying to flatten one's curves. Hence the discovery of the potential member with nipples several inches below where they should have been!!
Obviously, insuficent planning, on this occasion, had been put into action, but it does give warning of how desperate the WBB's seem to be to gain information about our section of the club in general, so if anyone notices, or has a suspicion that someone is trying to infiltrate under false pretences, please feel free to let a committee member know, and someone will go out of the way to verify your suspicions.
Finally, could I remind members, and through them their guests, that to be felt up properly, for the purposes of verification, of course, that it IS necessary for me to lift or push a bra clear of the breasts in order for me to carry out the feeler-uppers duties, and this is not a reason to either kick me in the shins, or for that matter slap my face! Remember, I'm only doing my duty, and get no pleasure or satisfaction from running my fingers and hands over a person's breasts, or even tweeking nipples when nothing else can be found. It is simply my duty to help keep the membership clean and free from imposters.
Lastly. Thank you (identity kept secret) for the tip, re corsets. I will use your suggestion in future, and always slide it down before feeling-up, thereby preventing the possibility of strangulation.
Keith
Well done Keith you did a stirling job!
As part of a recruitment drive last night at the munch I am hoping we will have amassed a few more members, keep posting peeps and we shall soon take over the world! (Mrs RSAB2 your dream of world domination is getting closer all the time!)
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Mrs RAB2, & other committee members.
There is a slight possibilty I may, in my role as official feeler-upper, need my alibi corroborating, and I hope I can look to you all, should I have a visit from the boys in blue?
It seems that early on Sunday morning, last, following the NW Munch, that a scream was stollen, and I feel the finger is being pointed at me!
While I appreciate I did leave the bash early at about 23:30 hrs, and would not expect anyone to purger themselves for times after that, I would ask members, or even guests, to vouch for my presence up until that time.
This will prove that;
1) The only screams I was involved with were pleasurable to both parties, and,
2) That I could not possibly have had the time to drive all the way to Norway in the tme available, and,
3) Following the continued use of my hands in an open and upward direction, as official feeler-upperer, it is almost impossible for me to grip something as thin as a painting, let alone tuck such a slender lady under my arm and carry her off without her doing far more than just scream!
I do hope I can count on your support ladies, and gentlemen, but please don't send me your bras ladies, as I already have far more than I want.
In anticipation, your loyal servant,
Keith
PS. Anyone want any bra and knicker sets, going cheep? Also nice picture of poppies in a field !!
Soory to have spelt your name wrongly, honourable lady, but it's nervousnesswaiting for the expected knock!
K.
PS. Also noticed in the corner of my bedroom. Picture of woman dressed in balck with strange smile. Will swop for something less conspicuous, like print of the hay-wain, perhaps?
Damn I forgot to put in my membership applications at the NW Munch :doh:
Not sure whether to apply here or the other group ....should that be grope???
so what do you guy actually do in this club of yours
not sure i should be in 'ere. all the job's ((( and hands ))) seem to have been filled. we need to expand the inspection committee over at Chipolatas United tho if you're up for it Calista ??? <<< weg >>>
n x x x x ;-)
I thought you idea on Saturday was a good one, Neil, about starting that off-shoot !
You remember. The does my ass look big in this? club.
Your co-conspiritor on the night,
Keith
Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
can we join! can we join!
when i say we, were not lesbians i know i qualify at a mere 34b but i am not sure about Andy :giggle:
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