The first meeting of the 'not so busty' club!!!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist

Hmmm funnily enough chewing doesnt exactly do much for me,brings back bad memories of a breast feeding incident involving teeth

Clare, you illustrate perfectly the hazards of continuing to breast feed a child in to the rebellious teenage years rolleyes

Or was it perhaps the hazardous age of 5 months!!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs

Hmmm funnily enough chewing doesnt exactly do much for me,brings back bad memories of a breast feeding incident involving teeth

Clare, you illustrate perfectly the hazards of continuing to breast feed a child in to the rebellious teenage years rolleyes

Or was it perhaps the hazardous age of 5 months!!
Yeah well some are early starters :shock:

25 Aug 2004

So you'll manage until the munch then?
your not so large bum,
Hmm you can't have seen it at the munch then,you'd have to remove the not and so and just leave the large!!
With regard to bums and their size; that is dependant on your point of view.
I did indeed take notice of your posterior, as in fact I took notice of all of you, professionally of course, and came to the conclusion that your sit-upon gave you an altogether balanced and nicely rounded shape, which led ones eyes smoothly down your shapley legs, only to return to the liquid pools of fire hidden momentarily by the lights of the dancefloor as they reflected off your glasses.
I know you didn't see me looking at your eyes, but do manage to tear my gaze from women's breasts occasionally.
No Claire, I would deffinitely say that your bum is just the right size, and I would deem it an honour to use the same technique on it as I will on your breasts.
With feeling,
Keith, and the other inspectors (given half a chance). :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ive already joined and am failing to see what im getting for my membership

Well.... you should get the assistance and the presteige of having the Official Balance Controller attending the Nots Munch (all being well).
I have you down as first in the cue for some testing and Balanceing

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i have to say we're not doing so well over there at the moment, even with Calista as Chief Chipolataness Tester! i find it very strange!

Since when????
I must be neglecting my duties ....

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands

if it serves to clarify the point . . . i can confirm that Mrs little does indeed have mammary glands, and i have seen the evidence with my own eyes. foolishly i neglected to check them for size, feeling that was best left up to you, and i was not yet then installed as chewyness tester! they did seem rather outside the membership criteria though, hence the guest permit i asked for earlier.
hope that's cleared it up!
neil ;-)
Thank you Madam Chair, Mr Chewyness Tester, and Mr Expert Feeler Upper
I do hope that you now have full clarification on my reasons for wishing to join your organisation under the "I do have two nipples" catagory.
Not since i was 11 have i been referred to as "lacking evidence of actual mammary glands". I do feel i offered a misrepresentation of myself and that perhaps Mr Chewness Tester was indeed at an advantage to the nature of my request for membership. I would be happy to offer additional clarification to Mr Expert Feeler Upper, the chair, or indeed any other of your honourable members, at the next available munch.
Keith 3006
"on behalf of our guest membership who only get in by standing on their hands"
Could I also refer you to the statement above, and ask for confirmation, that this practise was introduced after my request for membership and that i will not be required to perform the above as part of the initiation ceremony.
I trust this helps to satisfy all the members and indeed mr RSAB2
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
i have to say we're not doing so well over there at the moment, even with Calista as Chief Chipolataness Tester! i find it very strange!

Since when????
I must be neglecting my duties ....
ahhhh Calista, perhaps you've hit the nail on the head???? <<< ooowwww >>>
or perhaps it was that some of our prospective members found the tale of some random twat boiling his bollox in a kettle to combine sizing with hair removal, and then having to cart them around in a wheelbarrow all evening, slightly offputting. this random twat should possibly have made it clear that the usual judging procedure generally involves lovely young girlies, and that balls the size of water melons are not a prerequisite for membership!
neil x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by little
the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands

if it serves to clarify the point . . . i can confirm that Mrs little does indeed have mammary glands, and i have seen the evidence with my own eyes. foolishly i neglected to check them for size, feeling that was best left up to you, and i was not yet then installed as chewyness tester! they did seem rather outside the membership criteria though, hence the guest permit i asked for earlier.
hope that's cleared it up!
neil ;-)
Thank you Madam Chair, Mr Chewyness Tester, and Mr Expert Feeler Upper
I do hope that you now have full clarification on my reasons for wishing to join your organisation under the "I do have two nipples" catagory.
Not since i was 11 have i been referred to as "lacking evidence of actual mammary glands". I do feel i offered a misrepresentation of myself and that perhaps Mr Chewness Tester was indeed at an advantage to the nature of my request for membership. I would be happy to offer additional clarification to Mr Expert Feeler Upper, the chair, or indeed any other of your honourable members, at the next available munch.
Keith 3006
"on behalf of our guest membership who only get in by standing on their hands"
Could I also refer you to the statement above, and ask for confirmation, that this practise was introduced after my request for membership and that i will not be required to perform the above as part of the initiation ceremony.
I trust this helps to satisfy all the members and indeed mr RSAB2
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
The practice of 'hand standing' was introduced to ensure Mr RSAB2 was kept fully occupied while Mrs RSAB2 attended to other important matters. It actually refers mainly to the male partners of our female memebers, who for one reason or another can't even produce a chest for us to examin, let alone tiny breasts beneath their nipples.
Standing on their hands, allows Mr. RSAB2 to have a choice of either checking the balance of bum cheeks, or if even they are too small, the testical sac. If even that is too inconsequential, I'm afraid the member is asked to take himself off, as he is likely to be of little use any of the lady memebers of of this club. But take heart. As yet there has been no total rejects, though I would suggest men refrain from too much alcohol prior to examination, as one or two found at the last testing session, when difficulty in getting to the upside-down position was found.
And finally a tip for you. Even the aplication of a thong or knickers, whether worn on the outside or under the trousers, does not help to increase or decrease a male members member, sac or bum, unless the said panty has been publicly removed from a lady guest within ten minutes of the examination.
Hope it helps to clarify the situation, and that you denote whether it is Mr or Mrs Little when either of you correspond further, allowing me to come to grips properly with any queeries you may have.
In eager anticipation,
Keith3006 (Feeler-Upper to the membership)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
i have to say we're not doing so well over there at the moment, even with Calista as Chief Chipolataness Tester! i find it very strange!
I must be neglecting my duties ....

Hi Calista,
I think I may have a testing job for you; A couple called Little will need checking out at the next munch, and I believe one of them will be a speciality for your tallents. You might like to make contact to discover any hidden niceties?
Keeping an eye out for you (usually the left one)
Keith3006

25 Aug 2004

Keith3006
"Mr or Mrs Little when either of you correspond further"
Madam Chair and Mr Expert Feeler Upper,
I feel that yet more clarification on my memebership is duly required. No longer is it necessary to refer to myself on either a Mr or Mrs basis. This is entirely voluntary on the previous Mrs Little, and so reference to Little, is more than adequate in relation to all further correspondance.
There will be no need therefore for any examination to be carried out by Mr RSAB2 unless there are additonal and subsequent criteria for membership, when i would happy and eager to oblige. The aforementioned withstanding, please note that any help or assistance i can be to Mr RSAB2 would be offered without fee.
I do feel however, that this examination for all male members is indeed both necessary and crucial to the greater good of the organisation. I can appreciate the need to ensure that no sub-standard members member get through to the wider community.
I trust this offers a full and definitive clarification of some of the points raised.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little biggrin

XXX

25 Aug 2004

I trust this offers a full and definitive clarification of some of the points raised.

sorry can you say that again? you lost me? you want us to call you Little? that it? dunno

:P
neil x x x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
I trust this offers a full and definitive clarification of some of the points raised.

sorry can you say that again? you lost me? you want us to call you Little? that it? dunno

:P
neil x x x x x ;-)
I think it means we have an invitation to do a full body check on this one, Neil lol

:lol: :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Keith3006
I think it means we have an invitation to do a full body check on this one, Neil :lol: :twisted:

and Balance Check?

25 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster

I think it means we have an invitation to do a full body check on this one, Neil :lol: :twisted:

and Balance Check?
Everything :!: :!: :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Standard chewyness test and sucklingability ((( word dunno

))) rating i take it???
and it occurs to me we need to have clarification on the issue of perfect nipple pertness, which would clearly be within my existing remit to gently suckle. and do we give equal weight to all three nipple criteria???
i throw the question to the committee.
neil

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and it occurs to me we need to have clarification on the issue of perfect nipple pertness,

Hmmm...... just of the top of my head.......... how about using your hat...... if your hat can hang from each nipple for a standard set duration of say....... 30 seconds..... then they are deemed to be pert?

25 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster

and it occurs to me we need to have clarification on the issue of perfect nipple pertness,

Hmmm...... just of the top of my head.......... how about using your hat...... if your hat can hang from each nipple for a standard set duration of say....... 30 seconds..... then they are deemed to be pert?
ah yes, a good point, well made. you refer to the "chaple hat peg" test i believe! and i perfectly understand the reasoning between using your suggested alternative method, as opposed to adding to an already clouded chewyness/sucklingness boundary issue. i shall present my thoughts on that issue tomorrow. i may have located a serious problem with the methods i proposed earlier. well thought out my friend.
neil

25 Aug 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Madam Chair and the ever increasing committee,

neilinleeds wrote:
and it occurs to me we need to have clarification on the issue of perfect nipple pertness,
Hmmm...... just of the top of my head.......... how about using your hat...... if your hat can hang from each nipple for a standard set duration of say....... 30 seconds..... then they are deemed to be pert?

It has been brought to my attention that your committee is in no way sure if they swing to the left, or swing to the right. :swingingchair: Indeed, the organising of a piss up in a brewery seems almost beyond their co-operative capabilities. :cheers:
As a guest member and not a full member of the said organisation due to the size of my paps, silly

hwoar: i wish to know if all members will be required to undergo the above as part of the initiation. It appears that the criteria for membership is increasing quicker than your membership and i have to admit that in no way would i be able to fulfill the "chaple hat peg test".
I feel that the committee is being entirely unfair to the guest WBB's of the group and it is with great sadness that i feel i may have to be withdrawn from your membership. sad

I am prepared to be withdrawn from slowly however allowing for changes to the member activities. bolt

A full body and balancing check, although appealing would seem more appropriate to the full members due to the nature of the paps in quesiton. :thumbup:
I look forward with anticipation on hearing your view on the above comments. :notes:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
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25 Aug 2004

little! i find your argument convincing i must admit!
my first thought on the subject was that a good half hour of gentle sucking, nibbling, tweaking etc, would provide the necessary pertness, and so be easily ascertained. my only comcern was that this may well lead to grey areas defining at what point chewability gives way to suckableness, with no clear way to ensure the scientific rigour required. hence my initial enthusiasm for chapel hat peg tests. i completely take your point, and perhaps having a single Nipple Quality score could incorporate all the above methods, with some kind of sliding scale. this would also provide us with more inclusive membership criteria, which clearly we would all like to see!
i must thank you for your input, it has greatly clarified the issue in my own mind. a full report will follow!
many thanks
neilinleeds

25 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and do we give equal weight to all three nipple criteria???
i throw the question to the committee.
neil

We have women with three nipples :shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Aug 2004

are you saying we shouldn't include women with three nipples. it strikes me as ideal, given that two kinds of tweaking / cupping / sizing tests could be conducted at the same time as chewyness and suckability assessment, giving an even broader range of criteria for examination / entry, and hopefully increased nipple pertness, all in one fell swoop.
neil ;-)

25 Aug 2004

Having read the last few posts I am beginning to think that we are sounding like a real comitteee....we have now introduced so many rules and sub rules and tests and hats and we are missing the very point of the club which is to appreciate the quality rather than quantity endowments of lesser breasted women .
I hereby resign my position of secretary and cite Litle's very astute point which is that we now have more rules than members.
Clare has been hard done by or rather she hasn't and I am going to try and save the thread of a mass nipple exit by appreciating her assets with the application of some warm oils a few aromatic candles and the best massage I can summon up so as to condition her boobies and prolong their gravity defying Clare I see you've dropped the pencil again..mmmmmmm more massage I think wink

Oh and my final piece of advice for the commitee .....
K(eep) I(t) S(imple) S(tupid) for the boobies

26 Aug 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Having read the last few posts I am beginning to think that we are sounding like a real comitteee....we have now introduced so many rules and sub rules and tests and hats and we are missing the very point of the club which is to appreciate the quality rather than quantity endowments of lesser breasted women .
Nothing quite like making a girl feel average is there??
I hereby resign my position of secretary and cite Litle's very astute point which is that we now have more rules than members.
Clare has been hard done by I wish or rather she hasn't and I am going to try and save the thread of a mass nipple exit by appreciating her assets with the application of some warm oils a few aromatic candles and the best massage I can summon up so as to condition her boobies and prolong their gravity defying feats.
Hmm seeem to be managing the gravity defying tecniques fine,but the sucking/tweeking tests sound good to me
Excellent Clare I see you've dropped the pencil again..mmmmmmm more massage I think
Oh and my final piece of advice for the commitee .....
K(eep) I(t) S(imple) S(tupid) for the boobies

As for the hat test, i could think of better ways os testing pertness:twisted:

26 Aug 2004

My God, I leave you alone for one evening and this is the result:

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Having read the last few posts I am beginning to think that we are sounding like a real comitteee....we have now introduced so many rules and sub rules and tests and hats and we are missing the very point of the club which is to appreciate the quality rather than quantity endowments of lesser breasted women .
I hereby resign my position of secretary and cite Litle's very astute point which is that we now have more rules than members.

Nice guy i need you to help me keep the others in check, don't leave - you make an excellent secretary and official measurer, despite what the others think you indeed have the official hand measurement which is the definitive requesit for do indeed need to keep it simple!

Clare has been hard done by or rather she hasn't and I am going to try and save the thread of a mass nipple exit by appreciating her assets with the application of some warm oils a few aromatic candles and the best massage I can summon up so as to condition her boobies and prolong their gravity defying Clare I see you've dropped the pencil again..mmmmmmm more massage I think

Sensual massage and aromatic oils are the first privelige any member can expect, along with the use of the pool, sauna, spa and steam room, and the towels are free so don't worry if you can't find one thats not been stained grey by your black knickers.
I am currently working to secure further priveliges for members but with my hands full, so to speak, with dealing with micro politics it is taking a little more time than expected.
Any suggestions from members would be appreciated, including what we should stock at the bar! - oh and I've booked the fire brigade!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

26 Aug 2004

Oh and little - I'm over ruling my commitee - you're in hun!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

26 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
oh and I've booked the fire brigade!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

Oooh Mrs RSAB2 im never leaving if you provide the fire brigade silly

hwoar:
I think the bar should be well stocked with champers,after all nothing tests nipple pertness like a cold glass of champers being poured over them wink

26 Aug 2004

Thank you Clare, at last we are getting down to the core business - providing pure luxury for our members....
I'm stocking Molten Brown in all the bathrooms and I thought providing a choice of Estee Lauder and Urban Decay makeup for peeps to use, anyone any other preferences?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

26 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Thank you Clare, at last we are getting down to the core business - providing pure luxury for our members....
I'm stocking Molten Brown in all the bathrooms and I thought providing a choice of Estee Lauder and Urban Decay makeup for peeps to use, anyone any other preferences?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

Right,i think that specialist luxury bra's should be provided so that the inspectors of pertness can whip them off in a second :rascal:
Also for us lesser busted ladies (god i hate that saying! sad

) these luxury bra's need to make the breasts look to their best of course too!

26 Aug 2004

OK, I'll have a chat with Gossard and see what they suggest!
As regards lesser busted! - I think I prefer the term pertly busted - it sounds nicer!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

26 Aug 2004

Madam Chair, Committee and Hounourable Members,
Oh and little - I'm over ruling my commitee - you're in hun!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
I was delighted to hear that I have now been accepted as a Guest Member of the "not so busty club" by an over-ruling of the committee by your Madam Chair - Queen. Many thanks for that Madam Chair, it proves that we can indeed extend a hand of friendship to the more bustier, but nevertheless, feminine amongst us.
Quote:
Clare has been hard done by or rather she hasn't and I am going to try and save the thread of a mass nipple exit by appreciating her assets with the application of some warm oils a few aromatic candles and the best massage I can summon up so as to condition her boobies and prolong their gravity defying Clare I see you've dropped the pencil again..mmmmmmm more massage I think
Since my membership has been appoved, I would like to inform the committee that I find the above to be a most satisfactory situation, and since I am not adverse in any way to the above, I would like to offer my assistance by holding the massage oils, and ensuring that the correct temperature of the oils is maintained.
I would like it to be noted however, that I will in no way be held responsible for the aromatic candles, since I feel that the inclusion of the Fire Brigade on the said evening would be a delight and indeed offer a huge asset to the members.
If I can offer assistance to any members, please just let me know.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX