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The first meeting of the 'not so busty' club!!!
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hhhhhmmmmmm . . . . keith? 'ere a minute, quiet like . . . . whisper . . .
keith mate, do we have a chewyness test ready or what??? position filled i take it???
neil x x x :P
Hi Neil,
No prob with ChewyNips size, although I'll have to physically check of course, but I think I'd like to give you the opportunity of the Chew test, as I wouldn't want anyone to think I might be swayed by a second distraction, but if these nips are to your taste, perhaps a join application to our chairlady might be enough to get Andy a guest membership!!
What do you think??
Hi ChewyNips, welcome aboard.
You request for membership has been accepted on size merit alone, although confirmation can only be given after an actual check. Perhaps you will be attending, with Andy, either Sue's birthday Bash, or the Nottm Munch, when I'd be pleased to confirm your obviously honest request for memebership of to the Not So Busty Babes club?
Keith,
the official NSBB feeler-upper
keith mate, do we have a chewyness test ready or what??? position filled i take it???
neil x x x :P
Hi Neil,
No prob with ChewyNips size, although I'll have to physically check of course, but I think I'd like to give you the opportunity of the Chew test, as I wouldn't want anyone to think I might be swayed by a second distraction, but if these nips are to your taste, perhaps a join application to our chairlady might be enough to get Andy a guest membership!!
What do you think??
Quote by neilinleeds
can we join! can we join!
when i say we, were not lesbians i know i qualify at a mere 34b but i am not sure about Andy :giggle:
Hi ChewyNips, welcome aboard.
You request for membership has been accepted on size merit alone, although confirmation can only be given after an actual check. Perhaps you will be attending, with Andy, either Sue's birthday Bash, or the Nottm Munch, when I'd be pleased to confirm your obviously honest request for memebership of to the Not So Busty Babes club?
Keith,
the official NSBB feeler-upper
Sex God
Just to inform members that I have started a taken the role of Balance Controller very seriously, and so as the standards are kept high, have started a rigorous self training programme of 30 mins per night ambidextrous tweaking, followed by 30 mins bi lateral fondling, coupled with sensitivity tests.
Having finally managed to extracate my knees from the arms of my desk-chair, I have found the rubbing motion on my aforesaid knees is helping greatly with softening up of the palms of my hands, and the continuous finger squeezing I'm doing right now, because I need the loo and want to get this finished first, is awonderful excercise for following the contiuous curve of the natural breast, and detecting the scars of those who have purposely mutilated themselves to try and gain false entry into our highly regarded club.
I hope our membership in general appreciate how hard we are working on their behalf, and am pleased to inform them that there now seems to be a waiting list of those needing inspection.
Keith
On behalf of all the inspectorate, roll on the next munch :twisted: :twisted:
I hope our membership in general appreciate how hard we are working on their behalf, and am pleased to inform them that there now seems to be a waiting list of those needing inspection.
Keith
On behalf of all the inspectorate, roll on the next munch :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
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Chewy you will have to be physically inspected but don't worry the boys are well oiled!
MrsRSAB2! are you suggesting that some have might actually have been taking a tipple!!! i'll have you know we take our positions very seriously indeed! pah!
n x x x :P
positions . . . d'ya get it????
oh FFS never bleedin' mind . . . .
Sex God
sorry Calista . . . . i was getting carried away again eh????now back on track . . . .
Quote by Keith
perhaps a joint application to our chairlady
keith, i shall be generous, and say that i am quite sure you did not fully realise, or intend, the disgusting connotations of that statement . . . which i clearly know nothing whatsoever about . . . and so clearly have not just found myself strangely aroused!!! did someone mention a BBQ???
Quote by Keith
I'd be pleased to confirm your obviously honest request for membership of to the Not So Busty Babes club?
i second that emoooooootion . . .
ops: sorry wrong thread!!! ;-)now, if there are no more items on tonights agenda, i'm off to do some more tarting . . . .
neil x x x ;-)
MrsRSAB2! are you suggesting that some have might actually have been taking a tipple!!! i'll have you know we take our positions very seriously indeed! pah!
n x x x :P
positions . . . d'ya get it????
oh FFS never bleedin' mind . . . .
What position are in/on tonight Neilinleeds? Maybe I can try it in a minute, if she's game that is :twisted:
Keith
n x x x :P
positions . . . d'ya get it????
oh FFS never bleedin' mind . . . .
What position are in/on tonight Neilinleeds? Maybe I can try it in a minute, if she's game that is :twisted:
Keith
Quote by ChewyNips
can we join! can we join!
when i say we, were not lesbians i know i qualify at a mere 34b but i am not sure about Andy :giggle:
so let me get this right .......what your saying is that youre not sure that Andy is a lesbian...yes???
Well we dont bar people on the grounds of their sexual tastes so all are welcome in here all
I hope to be tasting several of you in the near future
Sex God
Quote by niceguysdoexist . . . or possibly don't . . . .
I hope to be tasting several of you in the near future
i am deeply shocked and profoundly disgusted by that comment!!!! i'm not sure you have entirely got the point . . . .
<<< goes into conference with MrsRSAB2 and Keith for a bit . . . . >>>
:doh: :doh: :doh: i'm so sorry niceguys blah de blah etc . . . it seems you have entirely got the point, and i have once again misguidedly found myself in an organisation i wish no further involvement with!!! i have tendered my resignation as Chief Nipple Chewyness Tester, and i shall be making a strong letter of complaint to the Daily Mail regarding the cunning deception perpetrated on young innocents such as myself!!!
yours in extreme constipation . . . .
neilinleeds
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I hope to be tasting several of you in the near future
i am deeply shocked and profoundly disgusted by that comment!!!! i'm not sure you have entirely got the point . . . .
<<< goes into conference with MrsRSAB2 and Keith for a bit . . . . >>>
yours in extreme constipation . . . .
neilinleeds
Neil I feel I must make three comments on your posting.
Firstly I must apologise I of course meant testing not tasting .....whatever was I thinking of
Secondly I must protest my self as I think that you conferring with Mrs RSAB" and keith for a bit is jumping your place in the queue. If Mrs RSAB2 is dispensing a bit then I think I as secretary should have perverential treatment.
Thirdly in constipation I see you are talking utter shite again
Sex God
niceguysdoexist after all . . .
i thank you for your clarification on that point . . . . once again i find i have been rather too hasty, and am forced to accept that your comment was an innocent typo!
now if you could please call the fire brigade, cos i got me 'and stuck in the letter box trying to retrieve said letter to the national press! the last thing we need is sensationalised misleading coverage of our organisation . . . . .
as for talking utter shite, uttershite is my middle name . . . . oh no it's sydney . . . . on second thoughts best stick with the uttershite eh????
n x x x :P
i thank you for your clarification on that point . . . . once again i find i have been rather too hasty, and am forced to accept that your comment was an innocent typo!
now if you could please call the fire brigade, cos i got me 'and stuck in the letter box trying to retrieve said letter to the national press! the last thing we need is sensationalised misleading coverage of our organisation . . . . .
as for talking utter shite, uttershite is my middle name . . . . oh no it's sydney . . . .
on second thoughts best stick with the uttershite eh????n x x x :P
Well thanks for your faith in my excuse that it was a typo ....as they say there's one born every minute .
Incidentally it may help get your "'and"( I can sell you some H's if you are running short) out of the letter box if I tell you that should that letter get published I will sue the arse off you and believe me having a seat on the board of the not so busty club is not easy without an arse.I assure you you will feel a right tit and not in the way you envisaged either.
O s it I t ink your lack of 's is a virus and is cat cing . elp someone ow t e ell am I going to get a s ag now :cry:
Incidentally it may help get your "'and"( I can sell you some H's if you are running short) out of the letter box if I tell you that should that letter get published I will sue the arse off you and believe me having a seat on the board of the not so busty club is not easy without an arse.I assure you you will feel a right tit and not in the way you envisaged either.
O s it I t ink your lack of 's is a virus and is cat cing . elp someone ow t e ell am I going to get a s ag now :cry:
Now, now gentlemen!
As chair woman of this prestigious club i believe I am entitled to certain pleasures least of which is the oppurtunity to find myself in moments of pleasure with specific members of my commitee, be it private or public. I am queen here and as such should be treated with respect
; I shall also keep the right to make choices as to who I have and when. This is not a democracy!
To my gracious subjects; may our days be filled with happiness and our nights be filled!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: and Queen!
As chair woman of this prestigious club i believe I am entitled to certain pleasures least of which is the oppurtunity to find myself in moments of pleasure with specific members of my commitee, be it private or public. I am queen here and as such should be treated with respect
; I shall also keep the right to make choices as to who I have and when. This is not a democracy!To my gracious subjects; may our days be filled with happiness and our nights be filled!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: and Queen!
Quote by RSAB2
Now, now gentlemen!
As chair woman of this prestigious club i believe I am entitled to certain pleasures least of which is the oppurtunity to find myself in moments of pleasure with specific members of my commitee, be it private or public. I am queen here and as such should be treated with respect
To my gracious subjects; may our days be filled with happiness and our nights be filled!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: and Queen!
Good Morning Mrs RSAB2,
I do thank you for your kind words, and hope this member gave you the satisfaction you were seeking?
I am pleased to say that I managed to assist Neilinleeds to retreive his rather silly letter to the press, and helped him re-instal his H's (Seems to be a common fault within the area).
On you behalf, as i didn't wish to disturb Mr RSAB2 as he practiced his balancing techniques with you, I have set Neilinleeds a rather arduous task as a punishment for his misdemeanour. I have instructed him to carry twice as many checks as normal over the next three days, and combined with the fact that he has a sore wrist, it will make his task extra hard as he will only able to use his mouth, while nursing his damaged hand and pride.
Sorry about his pride, but it was an accident and will only temporary. It happened as we both pulled at his trapped hand, and as it suddenly dislodged our combined strength made both our hands shoot backwards, and I'm afraid Neilinleeds deflated his own memebership, so to speak. By Saturday, if he concentrates on his duties, I'm sure Neilinleeds membership will be re-instated to its former glory.
I've left this note propped against Marmalaid, as I though you might like a nibble before returning to your other duties.
Would it be ok to pop back later, as I'd like to go over a couple of points with Mr. RSAB2 with regards to his weighing technique? Perhaps he could even demonstrate for me again?
Keith
Oh do I feel good, today!
Sex God
keith
many many thanks for your help last night! fortunately it is mainly just my pride that suffered! although i'm not quite sure how my pride came to get stuck in there as well??? best left uninvestigated on my part perhaps! i was after all very very drunk at the time!
i'll be pleased to inform MrsRSAB2 later, that i should be able to carry out my duties with no loss of effectiveness. luckily, in the time that i've been here, i have learned to do many things one-handed, even with a sore wrist!!!
boom boom!!! 
neil ;-)
many many thanks for your help last night! fortunately it is mainly just my pride that suffered! although i'm not quite sure how my pride came to get stuck in there as well??? best left uninvestigated on my part perhaps! i was after all very very drunk at the time!
i'll be pleased to inform MrsRSAB2 later, that i should be able to carry out my duties with no loss of effectiveness. luckily, in the time that i've been here, i have learned to do many things one-handed, even with a sore wrist!!!
boom boom!!!
neil ;-)
Quote by neilinleeds
keith
many many thanks for your help last night! fortunately it is mainly just my pride that suffered! although i'm not quite sure how my pride came to get stuck in there as well??? best left uninvestigated on my part perhaps! i was after all very very drunk at the time!
i'll be pleased to inform MrsRSAB2 later, that i should be able to carry out my duties with no loss of effectiveness. luckily, in the time that i've been here, i have learned to do many things one-handed, even with a sore wrist!!!
boom boom!!!
neil ;-)
No problem Neil, only too pleased to help, but I am a little concerned at the lack of new member applications in the past few hours.
Do you think we should suggest to Mrs RSAB2 that we palce an advert in the women seeking men section
: :idea: Everyone else seems to try it :twisted: Oh, hang on, there's a stunning looker just passing my window now. I'll try and catch her attention. Back in a bit.
Keith
Mrs RSAB2, madam chair
Are applications to join your organisation still being accepted? If so, may i please put my name forward for membership on the grounds that i do indeed have two nipples.
Now i do realise, that on bust size, i might not fit your criteria exactly, but i feel, as i have the nick little, would it be possible to perhaps overlook some of the organisations red tape, on this occasion.
I am aware that discussion on this matter may be required with the secretary and so forth before a decision can be reached, but i would be more than happy and generally quite obliging, to come along for the meeting.
I look forward in anticipation to hearing the outcome of your position.
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Are applications to join your organisation still being accepted? If so, may i please put my name forward for membership on the grounds that i do indeed have two nipples.
Now i do realise, that on bust size, i might not fit your criteria exactly, but i feel, as i have the nick little, would it be possible to perhaps overlook some of the organisations red tape, on this occasion.
I am aware that discussion on this matter may be required with the secretary and so forth before a decision can be reached, but i would be more than happy and generally quite obliging, to come along for the meeting.
I look forward in anticipation to hearing the outcome of your position.
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ive already joined and am failing to see what im getting for my membership
so a simultaneous feeling up and nipple chewing from me and keith isn't good enough? is that what your saying? come on now! is it? let's be absolutely blunt about it?
<<< humph . . . . . goes off in a huff . . . >>>
neil :P
Quote by neilinleeds
Ive already joined and am failing to see what im getting for my membership
so a simultaneous feeling up and nipple chewing from me and keith isn't good enough? is that what your saying? come on now! is it? let's be absolutely blunt about it?
<<< humph . . . . . goes off in a huff . . . >>>
neil :P
Hmmm funnily enough chewing doesnt exactly do much for me,brings back bad memories of a breast feeding incident involving teeth
so is that all two men can come up with,FFS(ive heard that saying somewhere before!!)
Surely a bit of effort isnt too much is it??
Sex God
sorry clare i entirely take your point on the chewing . . . .
being middle aged . . . and very very sensible . . . ((( now where did i hear that one??? ))) i shall simply take me teeth out and just give 'em a good gumming. not sure if it's a very accurate chewyness test that way, but i'm nothing if not accomodating . . .
possibly Keith or Madam ChairLady will allow a broader range of testing methods? i shall be in conference again hopefully later on. i'll let you know!
keith???
i'll think you'll find that new members should actually be applying to Chipolatas United??? or have i entirely missed something yet again? i have to say we're not doing so well over there at the moment, even with Calista as Chief Chipolataness Tester! i find it very strange! :dunno:
and as for Mrs Little's application??? do we still have any guest memberships available? i'd hate to think we we're in any way shape or form a clique???
n x x x x ;-)
being middle aged . . . and very very sensible . . . (((
now where did i hear that one??? ))) i shall simply take me teeth out and just give 'em a good gumming. not sure if it's a very accurate chewyness test that way, but i'm nothing if not accomodating . . . possibly Keith or Madam ChairLady will allow a broader range of testing methods?
i shall be in conference again hopefully later on. i'll let you know!keith???
No problem Neil, only too pleased to help, but I am a little concerned at the lack of new member applications in the past few hours.
i'll think you'll find that new members should actually be applying to Chipolatas United??? or have i entirely missed something yet again? i have to say we're not doing so well over there at the moment, even with Calista as Chief Chipolataness Tester! i find it very strange! :dunno:
and as for Mrs Little's application??? do we still have any guest memberships available? i'd hate to think we we're in any way shape or form a clique???
n x x x x ;-)
For goodness sake! Can't I go away for two minutes without the membership starting to complain about something?
Doesn't any one care that I've just chased after a new member and been hurt in the process?
Yes she was a stunner, too stunning in fact, and I'm smarting at the pain even now. I'll have to check if my pride's been hurt in a minute.
Anyway, to answer your querie Claire. Neither myself, nor of course, Mrs. RSAB2, our chairlady, want to see disgruntled members, so I have taken it upon myself to make you this offer:
At your forthcomming munch, I will dedicate a minimum half hour to the task of manipulating your not so busty, but perfectly formed breasts, while Neilinleeds, after removing his teeth, generously suckles deeply on your pert nipples. We would normally only do this extra eximation in private, but as you seem to like the idea of being a role model for others, we are prepared to carry out this task in open view, in the hope that this will attract an even greater membership, especially amongst the dubious, such as Little.
We hope these advance thoughts will add extra stimulation to you, while you wait for the next cycle of munches to come round?
Your ever willing Feeler-Upper,
Keith
Doesn't any one care that I've just chased after a new member and been hurt in the process?
Yes she was a stunner, too stunning in fact, and I'm smarting at the pain even now. I'll have to check if my pride's been hurt in a minute.
Anyway, to answer your querie Claire. Neither myself, nor of course, Mrs. RSAB2, our chairlady, want to see disgruntled members, so I have taken it upon myself to make you this offer:
At your forthcomming munch, I will dedicate a minimum half hour to the task of manipulating your not so busty, but perfectly formed breasts, while Neilinleeds, after removing his teeth, generously suckles deeply on your pert nipples. We would normally only do this extra eximation in private, but as you seem to like the idea of being a role model for others, we are prepared to carry out this task in open view, in the hope that this will attract an even greater membership, especially amongst the dubious, such as Little.
We hope these advance thoughts will add extra stimulation to you, while you wait for the next cycle of munches to come round?
Your ever willing Feeler-Upper,
Keith
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Mrs RSAB2, madam chair
Are applications to join your organisation still being accepted? If so, may i please put my name forward for membership on the grounds that i do indeed have two nipples.
Now i do realise, that on bust size, i might not fit your criteria exactly, but i feel, as i have the nick little, would it be possible to perhaps overlook some of the organisations red tape, on this occasion.
I am aware that discussion on this matter may be required with the secretary and so forth before a decision can be reached, but i would be more than happy and generally quite obliging, to come along for the meeting.
I look forward in anticipation to hearing the outcome of your position.
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Dear Little,
Your request has been passed around, and the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands does put you at a disadvantage. However, as we are a non-discriminating club, except to WBB's, we would like to extend our hand of friendship and welcome you as a guest member until such time as you can be properly checked out and felt-up.
We hope you will embrace our hands of friendship warmly, and bring credit to the club by reccommending other suitable people to the membership, preferably women, as our chairlady and the rest of the inspectorate wish to retain a reasonable in-balance, especially for Mr RSAB2's benefit.
Pleasee collect your guest pass at the next meeting.
Yours,
Keith,
Official Feeler-Upper.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
well i suppose that will have to do!!
Neil put those teeth back in,just don't bite and youll be ok
We could possibly come round to see you and deal with the matter sooner, but having spoken to Neilinleeds, Frogster, and Mrs RSAB2, we feel that the extra stimulation so soon before the next meeting might have an adverse effect on those lovely breasts of your, and we would hate to end up loosing you to the WBB's.
I have even suggested we call round and check on your not so large bum, on behalf of our guest membership who only get in by standing on their hands, but Frogster thinks we might get drawn in too deeply and has ruled that out, at least until the rain stops.
If it would help, meantime, I could pass on some tips about self stimulation
: Or even ask Stevein_lincs to help out :?: Keith
Your expert feeler-upper
Sex God
Quote by Keith
the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands
if it serves to clarify the point . . . i can confirm that Mrs little does indeed have mammary glands, and i have seen the evidence with my own eyes. foolishly i neglected to check them for size, feeling that was best left up to you, and i was not yet then installed as chewyness tester! they did seem rather outside the membership criteria though, hence the guest permit i asked for earlier.
hope that's cleared it up!
neil ;-)
Quote by Keith3006
your not so large bum,
Hmm you can't have seen it at the munch then,you'd have to remove the not and so and just leave the large!!
If it would help, meantime, I could pass on some tips about self stimulation
I think i can manage self stimulation
Or even ask Stevein_lincs to help out :?:
I don't think youll need to even ask,its usually the first thing he does when he gets in from work any way :twisted:
