Through the Chair, I must protest!
My fellow committee members seem to be concentrating elegabilty purley on their own field of expertise, which while understandable, misses the very point of the club its-self.
As I re-call, the club was set to allow those excluded from the WBB's, due to lack of ginormity, to have somewhere else to go where they could be treated as equals. Surley, by concentrating their minds on nipples and balance, my learned friends are overlooking the most important criteria of membership, and the equally as important reason for allocating temporary guest membership passes, which is the smallness quotient of the actual breast.
Only in the case of male members, or females, who cannot provide even the smallest amount of breast tissue, are alternative judgments made, and to this end we ellected Mr RSAB2 especially for this purpose.
Madam Chairlady, as the official feeler-upper, I feel it should be my duty to have first go,. sorry I shall re-phrase that, I feel it should be my task to make the intial examination, and following my recommendation, the prospective member should then be passed on to one of the other inspectors, only if it is deemed necessary. Otherwise, madam chairperson, the whole committee could be accused of un-necessary fondling for our own gratification, and if this ever got out, we could either be over-run with applications for memebership, resulting in many undesirable members, or those existing, perfectly sound, happy to be fondled members might be tempted to withdraw, or even worse, pad-out their bras sufficiently to try to gain membership to the WBB's club.
Ladies and gentlemen, please do not think I'm trying to userp your positions, as I too realise the advantage of having well balanced breasts with nice pert nipples, but we must not be seen to be biased or prejudice until we arrive at the maximum DD cup, and that is why I think it imperative that as feeler-upper, I be the one to conduct the first examination.
Finally, fellow committee members, to emphasise my point, I would draw your attention to the increasing number of applications I have recieved from disguised WBB's.
It seems they are now try to gain entry by wearing bras that are several sizes too small!
Yes, I know you are all agog, but it is a fact. Why only yesterday I spotted a WBB who appeared to have four breasts, and there she was walking around the Co-Op as brazen as you please. Obviously only a cursory examination was necessary to rule her out of the club, and she left the store with a look of pure anger in her eyes, so beware if any of you happen to be walking around Tidza with your membership badge showing.
To try and get round the recurring problem, may I ask, through the chair of course, if prospective members, up for examination, could have their bra's ready loosened? As this would not only save time, it would remove the need to push the cups over the delicate tissue of the breasts, allow easier access to the insectorate, and remove this silly practise of trying to make the breasts look smaller in the case of WBB's trying to trick their way into our sanctum.
I pass my comments to the committee.
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and your point is .....................................?
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Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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and your point is .....................................?
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Little
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Sex God
keith????
i must apologise if i have ever appeared to be, in any way, shape or form, at all over enthusiastic, in a self-gratifying kind of way.
it is simply that i take my positions very seriously!!! ((( oh i've done that joke haven't i!!! :doh: i do apologise! )))
i accept my thoughts on women with three nipples yesterday evening might strike some as the random gibbering of someone altogether bonkers as a badger in a bramble bush, and perhaps i should retreat to that other club of which i am a founding member ((( nooooo not Chipolatas United, the other one, involving frogs in boxes ))) yet i found the whole idea strangely arousing, but then i was very very drunk at the time!!!
and yet, having said that, you now regale us with tales of women who actually have four breasts!!! is it any wonder some of us are struggling to formulate our thoughts perfectly, while simultaneously typing one handed with the the sore wrist mentioned elsewhere.
perhaps it is time to get back on track! i apologise profusely . . . .
neil ;-)
i must apologise if i have ever appeared to be, in any way, shape or form, at all over enthusiastic, in a self-gratifying kind of way.
it is simply that i take my positions very seriously!!! ((( oh i've done that joke haven't i!!! :doh: i do apologise! )))
i accept my thoughts on women with three nipples yesterday evening might strike some as the random gibbering of someone altogether bonkers as a badger in a bramble bush, and perhaps i should retreat to that other club of which i am a founding member ((( nooooo not Chipolatas United, the other one, involving frogs in boxes ))) yet i found the whole idea strangely arousing, but then i was very very drunk at the time!!!
and yet, having said that, you now regale us with tales of women who actually have four breasts!!! is it any wonder some of us are struggling to formulate our thoughts perfectly, while simultaneously typing one handed with the the sore wrist mentioned elsewhere.
perhaps it is time to get back on track! i apologise profusely . . . .
neil ;-)
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and your point is .....................................?
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
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Good morning, Guest Little,
We don't want you to consider resigning before giving you every test, to offer full member status if possible, and I have a feeling, as I would, that you will be happy to comply with our requirements?
Our pass criterium is quite low; only 70% in any one test, other than breast size of course, and you can be slipped in to join with the other full members.
I hope, having listened to our debate, you have been swayed into giving me the opportunity of carrying out the feel-up test, which according to other members is a pleasant experience, and then if necessary continuing down the line to my fellow inspectors of nipples, balance, weight, etc?
Of course, should you pass any of the examinations with more than 70% marks, you may pull out of the rest, but this is entirely up to you. Many of our examinees tend to go all the way because of the feeling of being part of a team, but as I say, this is entirely up to you, and no bad sportsmanship will ever be reflected towards you.
I appreciate this will be a very exciting period for you, between now and the next Munch, but I would ask you to contain yourself gently, and avoid over-stressfull situtations. The time will quickly pass until the actual day arrives, and then I'm sure the tension will mount as the alloted hour aproaches, but don't worry, a little tention may make the perfect difference for my colleagues hat test!
Please make contact again if you have any further questions or queeries, and will we all have a damned good look, sorry, we will all see you at the munch.
Keith3006
The Official Feeler-Upper
PS, As in my motion put before the meeting: If you should sport a foundation garment, it will enhance your popularity with the inspectorate if you have it ready loosened, or removed in extreem case of yards of laces or ribbons. Thanks.
pp The NSBB's Club
Quote by neilinleeds
keith????
i must apologise if i have ever appeared to be, in any way, shape or form, at all over enthusiastic, in a self-gratifying kind of way.
it is simply that i take my positions very seriously!!! ((( oh i've done that joke haven't i!!! :doh: i do apologise! )))
i accept my thoughts on women with three nipples yesterday evening might strike some as the random gibbering of someone altogether bonkers as a badger in a bramble bush, and perhaps i should retreat to that other club of which i am a founding member ((( nooooo not Chipolatas United, the other one, involving frogs in boxes ))) yet i found the whole idea strangely arousing, but then i was very very drunk at the time!!!
and yet, having said that, you now regale us with tales of women who actually have four breasts!!! is it any wonder some of us are struggling to formulate our thoughts perfectly, while simultaneously typing one handed with the the sore wrist mentioned elsewhere.
perhaps it is time to get back on track! i apologise profusely . . . .
neil ;-)
Goodafternoon Neil,
The problem seems to be, that if a part of the female body wobbles even slightly, it causes a recuring strain on your damaged wrist? May I offer the following solution?
Try wearing a patch over the same eye as damaged wrist, ie, right wrist, right eye. This may cause you not to know where your hand is while looking at the screen or keyboard. Of course it will not stop you from rocking backwards and forwards, but you will only be stimulating yourself through your closed trousers. it's called the un-co-ordinated hand eye method of self gratification, in the library book I once read.
As for you position of suckiness and pert nipple tester: You should continue to wear the patch, again saving strain on your damaged wrist, but as you draw closer to the object of your desires, I mean the nipple you have to test, you should close the other eye and simply lean-in with your lips parted. An in-built memory of childhood will take over and the nipple will be located with too much difficulty, even if your mouth and tongue has to pass over a good 50% of the breast. Meanwhile, if both thumbs are tucked into the waistband or belt, the examinee will assume you are one of our American experts brought over on an exchange visit from our cousin club over there!
And that gives me an idea. Do you think we could get some free hols by exchanging inspectors with other clubs around the world? Sort of mixing business with lots of pleasure?
Anyway mate, I think we've got Little really excited about joining, and feel that all of us will be called upon at the next munch, but keep it between ourselves, because I think it will be a full member job!
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Unless im first in line that is :twisted:
Sorry Clare,
I seem to have missed off the 'ship'. Most appologetic for any offence, and I'm usually most careful about missing any kind of boat.
And I'll be most upset if anyone tries to stick their oar in. (thought I ought to get that out of the way before everyone gets in with their rowlock jokes)
The only behaviour I know, Clare, is that wich gives pleasure to the many, and envy to the few, so don't worry, I was brung up proper like.
Keith
Sex God
keith!!!
once again i thank you for the clarification, and for your sage words of advice!
i think what you're referring to has once been tried, with no great success! you are referring to the "sit on your left hand till it goes dead cos then it feels like someone else" method i take it? possibly i shall give it another go, deferring to your obviously greater experience in these matters!
and as for your final thoughts, i very much hope so, and find i suddenly have good reason to live rather more in hope. if for no other reason than thoughts of actually being allowed to get my hands on some more rather lovely girlies. i must thank you for the role of Cheif Nipple Chewyness Tester! i take my hat off to you sir!
many thanks once again
neilinleeds
once again i thank you for the clarification, and for your sage words of advice!
i think what you're referring to has once been tried, with no great success! you are referring to the "sit on your left hand till it goes dead cos then it feels like someone else" method i take it? possibly i shall give it another go, deferring to your obviously greater experience in these matters!
and as for your final thoughts, i very much hope so, and find i suddenly have good reason to live rather more in hope. if for no other reason than thoughts of actually being allowed to get my hands on some more rather lovely girlies. i must thank you for the role of Cheif Nipple Chewyness Tester! i take my hat off to you sir!
many thanks once again
neilinleeds
Madam chairperson, committee.
Sorry I have been away for a while. I have been to sunnyer climbs, searching for the ultimate coconut to aid my invention as a breast measuring device. Alas unfortunatley I was unable to aquire any coconuts of the required size as they were all very much on the large side.
I will endever in my plight as a breast measurement developer inventor.
I see I have missed much in my absence, I will try to catch up on my reading of this thread.
I am writing this slow, as I know that some people cannot read very fast.
A
Sorry I have been away for a while. I have been to sunnyer climbs, searching for the ultimate coconut to aid my invention as a breast measuring device. Alas unfortunatley I was unable to aquire any coconuts of the required size as they were all very much on the large side.
I will endever in my plight as a breast measurement developer inventor.
I see I have missed much in my absence, I will try to catch up on my reading of this thread.
I am writing this slow, as I know that some people cannot read very fast.
A
Sex God
<<< takes his trainers off and bangs about on the table a bit . . . . >>>
point of order! point of order!
Madam Chair, may i please have the floor for a moment to clarify an earlier point of mine, when my thoughts were clearly elsewhere?
it occurs to me that the phrase "lovely young girlies" used previously, could be misconstrued, and taken to mean that we are at all exclusive, or otherwise a clique? possibly it is misguided and ill-considered statements like these that account for our low membership thus far!
i apologise profusely!!!
can i just make it clear, that my use of the phrase might be somewhat out of kilter in these days of political correctness! can i just clarify that i have yet to come across anyone who could not be described as a "lovely young girlie", even those with a hint of greater life experience!
i thank you for your patience!
oh and relapse, while good to see you back, can we ask you try rather harder on subsequent visits???
<<< wanders off muttering . . . . you just can't get the staff . . . . >>>
neilinleeds
point of order! point of order!
Madam Chair, may i please have the floor for a moment to clarify an earlier point of mine, when my thoughts were clearly elsewhere?
it occurs to me that the phrase "lovely young girlies" used previously, could be misconstrued, and taken to mean that we are at all exclusive, or otherwise a clique? possibly it is misguided and ill-considered statements like these that account for our low membership thus far!
i apologise profusely!!!
can i just make it clear, that my use of the phrase might be somewhat out of kilter in these days of political correctness! can i just clarify that i have yet to come across anyone who could not be described as a "lovely young girlie", even those with a hint of greater life experience!
i thank you for your patience!
oh and relapse, while good to see you back, can we ask you try rather harder on subsequent visits???
<<< wanders off muttering . . . . you just can't get the staff . . . . >>>
neilinleeds
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<<< takes his trainers off and bangs about on the table a bit . . . . >>>
point of order! point of order!
Madam Chair, may i please have the floor for a moment to clarify an earlier point of mine, when my thoughts were clearly elsewhere?
it occurs to me that the phrase "lovely young girlies" used previously, could be misconstrued, and taken to mean that we are at all exclusive, or otherwise a clique? possibly it is misguided and ill-considered statements like these that account for our low membership thus far!
i apologise profusely!!!
can i just make it clear, that my use of the phrase might be somewhat out of kilter in these days of political correctness! can i just clarify that i have yet to come across anyone who could not be described as a "lovely young girlie", even those with a hint of greater life experience!
i thank you for your patience!
oh and relapse, while good to see you back, can we ask you try rather harder on subsequent visits???
<<< wanders off muttering . . . . you just can't get the staff . . . . >>>
neilinleeds
I agree with all you have said, colleague Neilinleeds, and emphasie your point that there are certainly more cowboys than indians at the moment, but after the next few meetings I think we will see the memberSHIP improve considerably, as more and more people see the advantage of being in our select, but not exclusive, club.
I'm away in a moment or two, as I have a visit to the local car dealership to perform, where I have to collect the boss. If I manage to get there a little early, there are several very nice young ladies waiting to be chatted up, and who knows, they may like to put their names down for membership?
Keith.
Excercising my feeler-upper techniques on the steering wheel.
Mrs RSAB2 your insight and leadership is much needed here.
May I suggest as a group slogan an expression that should epitomise the priciples of the microcosm we are creating here whilst at the same time uniting many under one banner.
]Less is more
Clare my humblest of apologies to you, my use of the term" lesser breasted" was used in context to accentuate that quality not quantity was preferable to myself .It was you're right a clumsy articulation and conveyed an impression opposite to that which was meant. I hope I have corrected the error in selecting what I think is an excellent motto for the group. I of course , as always , stand to be shot down in flames
I am extremely saddened to think I may have created the wrong impression particularly as , and I hate to get personal here , but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts. I hope that your nipples may now proudly and rightfully so erect themselves and realise just how much of a positive impression they leave on the world .
NGDE
May I suggest as a group slogan an expression that should epitomise the priciples of the microcosm we are creating here whilst at the same time uniting many under one banner.
]Less is more
Clare my humblest of apologies to you, my use of the term" lesser breasted" was used in context to accentuate that quality not quantity was preferable to myself .It was you're right a clumsy articulation and conveyed an impression opposite to that which was meant. I hope I have corrected the error in selecting what I think is an excellent motto for the group. I of course , as always , stand to be shot down in flames
I am extremely saddened to think I may have created the wrong impression particularly as , and I hate to get personal here , but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts. I hope that your nipples may now proudly and rightfully so erect themselves and realise just how much of a positive impression they leave on the world .
NGDE
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]Less is more
I'm loving it,
to nice guy, what a great idea! Quote by nice guy on a sticky wicket here:
but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts.
I notice you haven't said such lovely things to me...
<<<Mrs RSAB2 in a Neil type fashion, tosses long hair to one side and flounces off in a huff muttering to herself >>>
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by RSAB2
but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts.
I notice you haven't said such lovely things to me...
<<<Mrs RSAB2 in a Neil type fashion, tosses long hair to one side and flounces off in a huff muttering to herself >>>
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Im sure you have quite devine breasts Mrs RSAB2,i'll have to inspect them at the Notts munch,as well as carress your injured bottom :twisted:
Sex God
mrsRSAB2
i think a certain unnamed founding member will find himself with no wicket at all for being so negligently remiss in his duties! :kick:
i at least have said you're the best looking roadsign i've ever seen elsewhere i believe . . . . . .
neil x x x x ;-)
i think a certain unnamed founding member will find himself with no wicket at all for being so negligently remiss in his duties! :kick:
i at least have said you're the best looking roadsign i've ever seen elsewhere i believe . . . . . .
neil x x x x ;-)
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Clare my humblest of apologies to you, my use of the term" lesser breasted" was used in context to accentuate that quality not quantity was preferable to myself .It was you're right a clumsy articulation and conveyed an impression opposite to that which was meant. I hope I have corrected the error in selecting what I think is an excellent motto for the group. I of course , as always , stand to be shot down in flames
I am extremely saddened to think I may have created the wrong impression particularly as , and I hate to get personal here , but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts. I hope that your nipples may now proudly and rightfully so erect themselves and realise just how much of a positive impression they leave on the world .
NGDE
Awww thanks thats much better,at least someone appreciates my 36 c's
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this sounds like the group for me being 34B (but very proud of what she's got) I feel I would deffinetly fit the criteria.
One thing though, if I start to show signs of jealousy to our Bustier guests please chastise me appropriately as having a sister with 36DD(as big as my head I might add :fuckinghell: ) I am prone to child like bickering and it MUST STOP HERE!
thank you x x x
Naughty Nurse and her ever absent Sexy Squadie x
Hi Naughty Nurse, and welcome to the club.
As always on these occasions, we would suggest offering you guest membership until I myself, and other members of the examining arm of the club had verified your right to the NSBB's, but having now looked at your advert, and your proximity to Southampton, I have suggested to the committee you should be given full membership from the out-set.
If you would enjoy the company of your sister, we can issue a guest pass from time to time, but a more perminant solution may be to suggest to her that she diet for a few weeks to get her cup size down to D from DD?
She will be pleased to know that back size is not an important issue within the club, and until the membership has risen substantially, we will not be carrying out spot checks too frequently, so once she reduces by just the one cup, she could theoretically be in for good.
Obviously, Naughty Nurse, we would like the opportunity of actually carrying out our checks at the earliest time, but un-fortunately we will have to keep you waiting until there are a few more canidates to see in your area. Alternatively, you might like to present yourself at one of the many munches held by members of the club, where matters can be taken in hand sooner.
Again, on behalf on our venerated Chairlady, the whole of the inspection team, and of course the rank and file membership, welcome to your club. We hope you will join in, take an active part in proceedings, and not be afraid our airing credentials to the like minded membership.
Keith3006
Elected feeler-upper of the NSBB's club
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Awww thanks thats much better,at least someone appreciates my 36 c's
I have always admired 36C's, and your especially, though I have not as yet had the opportunity to appreciate them. But as someone once said, "The nicest things are always worth waiting for." And I have lots of patience.
Keith
Admirer of beautiful things.
Madam chairperson, (Keith stands up with an effort, after being stuck in traffic for several hours)
I understand NGDE's statement, and would second his resolution but for one minor point.
I feel his banner 'Less is More' is ideal as an overall slogan for the club, at say, munches, meetings and party's is fine, but to adopt it as a by-word for the club could leed to miss-interpritation. For instance, I myself would be judgedby prospective members as the feeler-upper who is looking for less to make more of, and this could also go for my hard working and diligent colleagues too, and could our club in an unfavourable light when compared to the BBB's club.
Yes madam chair, 'Less is More' is fine as a moto, and I would gladly second it as that, but I would have to vote against, or abstain, if it was to be voted on as an over-all slogan.
Keith sits down to wait for the really interesting bit. The announcement of the new aplications list.
I understand NGDE's statement, and would second his resolution but for one minor point.
I feel his banner 'Less is More' is ideal as an overall slogan for the club, at say, munches, meetings and party's is fine, but to adopt it as a by-word for the club could leed to miss-interpritation. For instance, I myself would be judgedby prospective members as the feeler-upper who is looking for less to make more of, and this could also go for my hard working and diligent colleagues too, and could our club in an unfavourable light when compared to the BBB's club.
Yes madam chair, 'Less is More' is fine as a moto, and I would gladly second it as that, but I would have to vote against, or abstain, if it was to be voted on as an over-all slogan.
Keith sits down to wait for the really interesting bit. The announcement of the new aplications list.
Quote by Keith3006
Awww thanks thats much better,at least someone appreciates my 36 c's
I have always admired 36C's, and your especially, though I have not as yet had the opportunity to appreciate them. But as someone once said, "The nicest things are always worth waiting for." And I have lots of patience.
Keith
Admirer of beautiful things.
If appreciation to you is seeing them through clothing then fine!!!!!!
(ill only flop em out if i get a bit tiddly!!)
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Awww thanks thats much better,at least someone appreciates my 36 c's
I have always admired 36C's, and your especially, though I have not as yet had the opportunity to appreciate them. But as someone once said, "The nicest things are always worth waiting for." And I have lots of patience.
Keith
Admirer of beautiful things.
If appreciation to you is seeing them through clothing then fine!!!!!!
(ill only flop em out if i get a bit tiddly!!)
There is nothing more alluring than not being able to see what you know is there, yet knowing there may be a chance to recall the image one day.
And I'd not ply you with drink, purely for my own ends!!!
Truce???
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Oh there is something way better than the alluring appearance of Clare in clothes,and thats Clare naked with her breasts in my face,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oi Steve,come here
*Clare removes not so busty breasts from bra,sits on Steves lap*
*Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle*
Is that what you meant love??????
:lol: :twisted: :lol: 
Sex God
Is this a public show?
Quote by Steve_Lincs
*Clare removes not so busty breasts from bra,sits on Steves lap*
*Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle*
Is that what you meant love??????
*Steve takes a breather for air*
Thats exactly what i meant,hun
*Steve goes back in for more*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Er, could you save your descriptions of enjoyment for the next meeting please? The other members will come to the conclusion that jiggling is all we're about.
Madam chairperson, can you call them to order, before things get out of hand?
Sex God
Quote by Keith3006
Madam chairperson, can you call them to order, before things get out of hand?
Yes I agree........ There is a time and a place for everything........ the time is 8:30 PM.... the place is my bedroom!
Sex God
Quote by frogster
Madam chairperson, can you call them to order, before things get out of hand?
Yes I agree........ There is a time and a place for everything........ the time is 8:30 PM.... the place is my bedroom!
indeed! keeping things in hand is very much the point of our group, is it not!
neilinleeds
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Madam chairperson, can you call them to order, before things get out of hand?
Yes I agree........ There is a time and a place for everything........ the time is 8:30 PM.... the place is my bedroom!
indeed! keeping things in hand is very much the point of our group, is it not!
neilinleeds
Ok Ok i see your point then
*Clare gets off Steves lap,kneels on the floor,grabs his hands and places them on her breasts :twisted: *
GROPE FUMBLE TWEAK
Is that better for you lot?????
I know i enjoyed it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
