* Choking on the fish & chips I'd sneaked under the table*
Much better, ClarenSteve, but how can you vote with your hands full Steve
: I still think Mrs RSAB2 should bring you to order
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Quote by Keith3006
Can someone give me a clump on the back?
* Choking on the fish & chips I'd sneaked under the table*
Much better, ClarenSteve, but how can you vote with your hands full Steve
I still think Mrs RSAB2 should bring you to order
God some people are never happy,ok then,
*Clare removes Steves hands from her now very erect nipples :twisted: grabs the back of his head and pushes his mouth against her nipples*
SLURP SUCKLE LICK
Now his hands are free to vote,is that any better?????
(tuts,shakes head,then carries on enjoying the sucking :rascal: )
Sex God
SLURP SUCKLE LICK
Steve! i think you'll find that's my job. i wouldn't try to usurp your ((( ahem )) position would i!!! god i really need to get a new joke!!!
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
keith!
while i thank you for your assistance the other night, if you think i'm doing anything round the back of you you've got another thing coming! i have a reputation to uphold! sorry!
ta for the chips tho! i'm starving! but then i am very very drunk!
neil x x x ;-)
while i thank you for your assistance the other night, if you think i'm doing anything round the back of you you've got another thing coming! i have a reputation to uphold! sorry!
ta for the chips tho! i'm starving! but then i am very very drunk!
neil x x x ;-)
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SLURP SUCKLE LICK
Steve! i think you'll find that's my job. i wouldn't try to usurp your ((( ahem )) position would i!!! god i really need to get a new joke!!!
neil x x x ;-)
Ok its safe now,he's gone off to work,but as he is a member too i think that he was overly taking avantage.
Right they are now free for inspection and hat hanging!!
Sounds like you all had fun last night, I was getting a full inspection from Mr RSAB2 so was sadly absent but otherwise gratified.
I'm refusing to call order on such antics, afterall Steve was appreciating Clare's wares and as such was upholding all traditions of this club :evil2: - well done Clare and Steve.
Naughty Nurse, You fit the criteria so welcome to our club, hope you enjoy it, the chilled champers is stocked and ready so help yourself...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
I'm refusing to call order on such antics, afterall Steve was appreciating Clare's wares and as such was upholding all traditions of this club :evil2: - well done Clare and Steve.
Naughty Nurse, You fit the criteria so welcome to our club, hope you enjoy it, the chilled champers is stocked and ready so help yourself...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
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but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts.
I notice you haven't said such lovely things to me...
<<<Mrs RSAB2 in a Neil type fashion, tosses long hair to one side and flounces off in a huff muttering to herself >>>
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Mrs RSAB2,
Apologies for the sticky wicket but I did tell you Clare had incredibly sexy breasts and well one minute I was thinking about bowling a maiden over the next minute I was dribbling all over the place...I have no idea how I managed to switch sports so embarrassingly.
Talking of tossing ...which I wasn't
I feel you have tossed erroneously. I can only comment on matters which I have knowledge of (yes I know some will say that usually doesn't stop me 
)Whilst I detect a strong and sensuous lady behind your words I have not yet mastered the art of matching breast topgraphy to text if you were to illustrate your hithertoo concealed from then I could give it the hand it so richly deserves . Of course if your shy then we could make this a private matter and to make you feel more comfortable then I am prepared to operate a you show me yours and I'll show you mine policy..My congratulations to the staff, Keith and Neil and Frogster, as we continue to attract new members ...and welcome Naughty nurse I can see you are going to maintain the high standards we are setting oursleves ..now if I may just check your breast size with the club standard ....right hand ...I can use my left hand if you would prefer but I tend to lose control of my right hand in such circumstances....and we don't want any more sticky wickets do we.
Steve I hope (and I suspect you do ) know how lucky you are you bugger!
Ah, Mr Niceguy,
Two minor points of order, and please remove your gloves when addressing the committee, thank you.
Point one: As Chair (woman, lady,or person), Mrs RSAB2 is exempt from proving her eligabilty, though with Mr RSAB2's agreement, Mrs RSAB2 does allow new members a free feel from time to time, in a comparative capacity only, and as such I'm afraid you fall outside that criterior, unless of course Mrs RSAB2 requires extra stickiness for the large number of membership packs she will be signing and distributing over the coming week.
Point two: Please only refer to a members anal preferences if you are sure you know the person intimately, as refering to Neil as a bugger could denote to other members that he is either gay, bi, or simply performs this act with women at their request. Please ask my inspectorate colleague to personally clarify this assumtion, before refering to him in these terms, as I'm sure you would not wish to offend either him or any other memebr of the club.
Sorry to be rather blunt, but as Mrs RSAB2 has recently stated, we do need to up-hold the standards of the club, if we are to attract membership in sufficient numbers.
On behalf of the committee,
Keith3006
Two minor points of order, and please remove your gloves when addressing the committee, thank you.
Point one: As Chair (woman, lady,or person), Mrs RSAB2 is exempt from proving her eligabilty, though with Mr RSAB2's agreement, Mrs RSAB2 does allow new members a free feel from time to time, in a comparative capacity only, and as such I'm afraid you fall outside that criterior, unless of course Mrs RSAB2 requires extra stickiness for the large number of membership packs she will be signing and distributing over the coming week.
Point two: Please only refer to a members anal preferences if you are sure you know the person intimately, as refering to Neil as a bugger could denote to other members that he is either gay, bi, or simply performs this act with women at their request. Please ask my inspectorate colleague to personally clarify this assumtion, before refering to him in these terms, as I'm sure you would not wish to offend either him or any other memebr of the club.
Sorry to be rather blunt, but as Mrs RSAB2 has recently stated, we do need to up-hold the standards of the club, if we are to attract membership in sufficient numbers.
On behalf of the committee,
Keith3006
hwoar: 
:rascal: :grin: :lol: Sex God
Countess?
you are well aware of the entry criteria i take it? and have been fully advised on exactly what the testing involves? it would possibly be treasonous if any of us we're to perform, say, a nipple chewyness test, just for the sake of argurment, on a member of the nobility!
so long as we're all absolutely clear on that, welcome aboard!
as for your request re: badges . . . . unlike some other organisations ((( chiefly the Well Busty Babes ))) we do not openly flaunt our membership here!
neilinleeds ( Chief Nipple Chewyness Tester Of The Not So Busty Club )
you are well aware of the entry criteria i take it? and have been fully advised on exactly what the testing involves? it would possibly be treasonous if any of us we're to perform, say, a nipple chewyness test, just for the sake of argurment, on a member of the nobility!
so long as we're all absolutely clear on that, welcome aboard!
as for your request re: badges . . . . unlike some other organisations ((( chiefly the Well Busty Babes ))) we do not openly flaunt our membership here!
neilinleeds ( Chief Nipple Chewyness Tester Of The Not So Busty Club )
Do my nipples have to be pure or can I smear them with something you may like :wink: (not that I am swaying your judgement)
as for it being treasonous: did you not know that we nobility always get what we want? :twisted: :shock: :shock:
and why stop at chewing when biting is more fun.. :twisted:
:wink: (not that I am swaying your judgement) as for it being treasonous
: did you not know that we nobility always get what we want? :twisted: :shock: :shock: and why stop at chewing when biting is more fun.. :twisted:
Sex God
countess.
your open-minded general perviness is very much what we have come to expect from a member of the aristocracy! welcome indeed!
now please bear with me i have a ((( ahem!!! ))) small matter in hand demanding my fullest attention!
neil x x x ;-)
your open-minded general perviness is very much what we have come to expect from a member of the aristocracy! welcome indeed!
now please bear with me i have a ((( ahem!!! ))) small matter in hand demanding my fullest attention!
neil x x x ;-)
Ah! My Dear Countess,
On behalf of Neil, who forgot himself by being overcome with pride at having you address him directly, myself, the rest of the inspection team, our honoures chairlady and committee, welcome you to our humble club.
I am Keith, the clubs official feeler-upper, and with your permission, I am the one who gets to you first, or what I meant to say is, It is my duty to assertain you have just insufficient to to become part of the NSBB's club, rather than being rejected into our larger busted rivals, the WBB's.
I trust you will not find this an indignity, to have your quoted 36b's felt -up, your nipples tweeked and tested for chewyness, or for that matter the balance, one to the other, checked? Hopefully, we will soon also have a difinitive way of checking roundness, cleavage, and firmness when aroused, but unfortunately the meters for these have not been perfected yet, but suppleness, while under my edict at the moment, will be taken over hopefully by a female member in the not too distant future.
Ma'am. Having welcomed you, and laid out our position, may I humbly ask if you would consider offering your patronage to the club? This would benefit us immeasurably, as you tittle on our club standard would obviously draw many more members to us, and allow our committee far more freedom to use the assets those new members will bring.
With you kind permission, my fellow examiners and I, will draft a resolution to place before our Chairlady and the committee, nominationg you as our Royal Patron?
Always considering your other official duties, when may we arrange a time for your obviously un-necessary check-over/examination?
Your obedient servant,
Keith3006
Official club Feeler-Upper
On behalf of Neil, who forgot himself by being overcome with pride at having you address him directly, myself, the rest of the inspection team, our honoures chairlady and committee, welcome you to our humble club.
I am Keith, the clubs official feeler-upper, and with your permission, I am the one who gets to you first, or what I meant to say is, It is my duty to assertain you have just insufficient to to become part of the NSBB's club, rather than being rejected into our larger busted rivals, the WBB's.
I trust you will not find this an indignity, to have your quoted 36b's felt -up, your nipples tweeked and tested for chewyness, or for that matter the balance, one to the other, checked? Hopefully, we will soon also have a difinitive way of checking roundness, cleavage, and firmness when aroused, but unfortunately the meters for these have not been perfected yet, but suppleness, while under my edict at the moment, will be taken over hopefully by a female member in the not too distant future.
Ma'am. Having welcomed you, and laid out our position, may I humbly ask if you would consider offering your patronage to the club? This would benefit us immeasurably, as you tittle on our club standard would obviously draw many more members to us, and allow our committee far more freedom to use the assets those new members will bring.
With you kind permission, my fellow examiners and I, will draft a resolution to place before our Chairlady and the committee, nominationg you as our Royal Patron?
Always considering your other official duties, when may we arrange a time for your obviously un-necessary check-over/examination?
Your obedient servant,
Keith3006
Official club Feeler-Upper
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
god i really need to get a new joke!!!
neil x x x ;-)
Make sure you start a thread when you uncover your old one will ya. :moon:
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..........and do we get badges and things
Ah such naivety.
You really don't want to be asking if you can get "things" round here dear.
Sex God
keith?
i think i did hint earlier that i might be some time did i not? fortunately the matter was swiftly attended to, and i wholeheartedly endorse every word you've had to say on the subject! i eagerly anticipate the day when we can say "by royal appointment".
neilinleeds
i think i did hint earlier that i might be some time did i not? fortunately the matter was swiftly
attended to, and i wholeheartedly endorse every word you've had to say on the subject! i eagerly anticipate the day when we can say "by royal appointment". neilinleeds
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keith?
i think i did hint earlier that i might be some time did i not? fortunately the matter was swiftly
neilinleeds
I hope you're not playing on one of Niceguy's sticky wickets now
: :twisted: Sex God
keith?
further to your comments on my inferred sexual preferences earlier, if niceguy has somehow found himself with a sticky wicket, it has nothing to do with me.
glad i cleared it up!
neilinleeds
further to your comments on my inferred sexual preferences earlier, if niceguy has somehow found himself with a sticky wicket, it has nothing to do with me.
glad i cleared it up!
neilinleeds
:sticky: :fuckinghell:Keith, Keith (sigh) sometimes you make Neil look positively succinct.
To respond to your comments on my earlier post .
Firslty do we not have a boob shaped committee table ? As you well know this was based on the round table of Arthurian legend and embodies the spirit of democracy and shared assets. MRSRSAB2 should not make herself aloof by having a different set of rules just for her. Boobies should not be divided unnecessarily.I am adamant(prince charming ...prince charming ) that our beloved chairwoman should demonstrate her solidarity with the membership by offering herself to the hand (and chewyness tests) then I may well demonstrate my own solidarity ...but thats a whole different story ...called sticky wickets....thanks for clearing the last one up Neil by the way.
Secondly Keith I fear you have taken this job too much to heart and are overdoing it . You seem to live breathe and dream this job ...so much so that you seem to have dreamt that I called Neil a bugger ..in fact I did no such thing. So I think I should consider taking a rest from the excitement of NSBC as you are starting to make boobies mate and before long things may go tits up if your not careful :shock:
I did call Steve a lucky bugger and he has acknowledged this fact which I think makes Clare a lucky bugger too .. :?
Welcome Countess you are joining a club which does its best to uphold the traditions you so impressively display. Please note that we dont have airs or graces in here. WelI I have no hair and whatever Grace lost she wont find it in here. We can promise you a warm welcome ( blowing on my hands as I speak) good company , the best oops sorry breast of massages and we can diversify if needed Feel free(we do ) to make yourself at home .
NGDE
To respond to your comments on my earlier post .
Firslty do we not have a boob shaped committee table ? As you well know this was based on the round table of Arthurian legend and embodies the spirit of democracy and shared assets. MRSRSAB2 should not make herself aloof by having a different set of rules just for her. Boobies should not be divided unnecessarily.I am adamant(prince charming ...prince charming ) that our beloved chairwoman should demonstrate her solidarity with the membership by offering herself to the hand (and chewyness tests) then I may well demonstrate my own solidarity ...but thats a whole different story ...called sticky wickets....thanks for clearing the last one up Neil by the way.
Secondly Keith I fear you have taken this job too much to heart and are overdoing it . You seem to live breathe and dream this job ...so much so that you seem to have dreamt that I called Neil a bugger ..in fact I did no such thing. So I think I should consider taking a rest from the excitement of NSBC as you are starting to make boobies mate and before long things may go tits up if your not careful :shock:
I did call Steve a lucky bugger and he has acknowledged this fact which I think makes Clare a lucky bugger too ..
:? Welcome Countess you are joining a club which does its best to uphold the traditions you so impressively display. Please note that we dont have airs or graces in here. WelI I have no hair and whatever Grace lost she wont find it in here. We can promise you a warm welcome ( blowing on my hands as I speak) good company , the best oops sorry breast of massages and we can diversify if needed
Feel free(we do ) to make yourself at home .NGDE
Sex God
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Keith (sigh) sometimes you make Neil look positively succinct.
Mr Niceguy,
i am quite certain that you did not mean to cause offence, by being at all critical of my posting style, and by inference, of myself!
i am, unfortunately, only too well aware, that, in an attempt to keep the remaining few personal things, not yet on open display, hidden, of which, there are, admittedly, few, despite my current posting frenzy, with it's newfound, general attitude of complete openness, not to mention the complete loss of my trousers, several times, at a recent, social function, nevertheless, my posts are sometimes so dripping with sarcasm, so veiled with multiple layers of irony, and couched in such verbose language, that only by sifting through the double, and yes, even triple, entendres, will you actually arrive at the conclusion, that i am, ever, in any way, shape, or form, as it we're, in earnest!
it is a shortcoming of mine i am forced to accept, yet i was always led to believe that "one-liners" we're rather less successful than the long winded uttershite with which i have earned such a reputation! erm . . . with.
neil x x x x;-)
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Keith, Keith (sigh) sometimes you make Neil look positively succinct.
To respond to your comments on my earlier post .
Firslty do we not have a boob shaped committee table ? As you well know this was based on the round table of Arthurian legend and embodies the spirit of democracy and shared assets. MRSRSAB2 should not make herself aloof by having a different set of rules just for her. Boobies should not be divided unnecessarily.I am adamant(prince charming ...prince charming ) that our beloved chairwoman should demonstrate her solidarity with the membership by offering herself to the hand (and chewyness tests) then I may well demonstrate my own solidarity ...but thats a whole different story ...called sticky wickets....thanks for clearing the last one up Neil by the way.
Secondly Keith I fear you have taken this job too much to heart and are overdoing it . You seem to live breathe and dream this job ...so much so that you seem to have dreamt that I called Neil a bugger ..in fact I did no such thing. So I think I should consider taking a rest from the excitement of NSBC as you are starting to make boobies mate and before long things may go tits up if your not careful :shock:
I did call Steve a lucky bugger and he has acknowledged this fact which I think makes Clare a lucky bugger too ..
Welcome Countess you are joining a club which does its best to uphold the traditions you so impressively display. Please note that we dont have airs or graces in here. WelI I have no hair and whatever Grace lost she wont find it in here. We can promise you a warm welcome ( blowing on my hands as I speak) good company , the best oops sorry breast of massages and we can diversify if needed
NGDE
Good morning Niceguy.
Never have I been known to shirk my responsibilities or duties in the face of adverse critisism or ridicule, so I will continue to do my best for all.
If I suggest tabling a motion, please allow me to finish before calling it crap, because as you so susinctly point out, it is a table without corners, therefore you may take your turn to speak an equal amount of crap if you wish, once I've finished.
As the last few hours prove, I do not sleep this position, though the crumbs on the keyboard do show that I sometimes eat whilst conducting the odd feel-up, but I alway take a rest afterwards, if only to adjust the side to which I dress.
Ido appologise however, for missing your discription of lucky, and am sure Neilinleeds will forgive such an oversight, as I had failed to notice Clare turn overfor him in the confused excitment of the moment.
Fully rested, I'm now ready to accompany you on our next examination, and would suggest we begin by calling on the hairless Grace that you wish to introduce., as it will fill in time before the limo arrives to take up to the Countesses mansion.
And no hard feelings :?: :?: Well unless we're really lucky of course :!: :!:
Your handy clooeague
Keith
