Sorry Sergeant Bilko. i'll take this opportunity to make it clear that we are not both called Earnest, nor are we the same person, nor have we ever met in a ladies bedchamber at any point. soz sarge i have a reputation to uphold you know. wouldn't want any confusion on that score!
actually, while i'm here . . i have a brief announcement before we commence with todays business.
some of you may have noticed that Mr Easy attempted to engage me in conversation yesterday evening, and i completely failed to respond. can i just make it clear that this was largely out of deference for our Royal Patron, and partly because i wondered if i had misconstrued him.
while casting aspersions on the quality of my jokes might well seem to some to be an attempt to extract the urine, i felt i should sleep on the matter before we came to blows, given that i was very very drunk at the time.
i was in no way influenced by Mr Easy's claim to be highly proficient in various weapons of death, in a martial arts stylee!
glad we cleared that up.
neilinleeds
Niceguys i'm not asking her. don't even know her. surely keith's job the initial assessment? eh? i come in later. once he's pulled. ya know!
keith! niceguy! you do know you are both complete and utter twats right? what are you doing for membership except piss and feckin' moan about the lack of members. i'm off to see Madam Chairlady to have your licences revoked, and i'll take on the lot of ya jobs!
neil x x x ;-)
keith!
please accept my heartfelt apologies re: my previous piss and moan about your pissing and moaning. far too much moaning of altogether the wrong sort! i can only apologise profusely, but then i was very very drunk at the time!
oh! right! you just seen that notts bird's reply? eh? you've got me right in the shit now ffs! wants to hang out with the well busty's! after all that! made me look a right pillock you lot did! i resign! and that's my last word on the subject!
neilinleeds
yea i would love 2 join please.
i have nipples and pecks so do i qualify?? lol
keith.
you may have a point. oop north we're usually all as skinny as us whippets! ((( that's "our whippets . . . a kind of greyhound!" for our southern friends ))) but the bread and dripping diet oop 'ere is more fattening than you'd think! far too busty altogether!
i have tried hard honest! i've been scouring the West Ridings all bloody day! was slapped twice ffs! ((( with a large trout i might add! ))) arrested once, and hospitalised on my release. think we need to regroup and re-evaluate our methods mate! MrsRSAB2 not about is she?
just hope the Countess hasn't flounced off O.H.M.S.S. and all that! we're right up shit creek mate, and no mistake!
it's a sad story, but there you have it!
neilinleeds
It's the Bank Hols mate, they've all gorn off fornicating and swinging and things, and expect us to hold the fort.
I tell ya, if it wasn't for the job we do, the whole thing would ave got on me tits by now, and even Niceguy suggested I take a sebatical, or wot-ever them posh blokes call it.
Roll on Tues and the next meetin of the committee.
Nice to chat in proper langwidge while ther away tho.
Talking from experience I know she has a habit of sneaking up on people when you least expect. You gotta watch yourself :sticky:
Mr RSAB2
keith.
i admire the idea immensely, and it's good to know that we are now so concerned with our members sexual gratification, rather than our own. it's clearly a step in the right direction, possibly in the direction of an old Ford Cortina, who knows?
but i think it's usual practice to have interior flashing lights, and electric windows. possibly even smoking car seats with the wide-eyed stare, and whining, rapid, reverse gear sound effects for that truly authentic Frogging experience!
we do want the authentic experience i take it. i can't see any point in doing things by halves. i may be wrong?
i leave it entirely up to you!
neil x x x ;-)
aahhhh.
i see Madam Chairlady has beaten me too it, and i defer to her vastly greater experience as road signage in these matters, as in everything else.
i apologise profusely.
neilinleeds
I like the idea, Do you think we should just add sound effects or do you think every half hour the car should start up, rev wildly, and be dragged out the room at breakneck speed so another couple can get in to sample the delights?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Obviously Neil has a far greater experiance in these matters than I and I bow to his knowlege.
My only resaon for the suugestion was simply to cater for a section of the membership who seem to be on the outside of everything.
My knowlege of such matters leads me to ask what is a Ford Cortina?
In which case would we have to set up some muddy ditches and barbed wire fences just so they rip themselves to shreads in the process?
Mrs RSAB2 xx :angel:
I was thinking the same thing but then I thought she might get hung up on the idea of providing loos or something! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
: Just point me in the general direction, and I'll be on my way. On second thoughts, so as not to seem too eager, I'll be retuning from Stanstead early hours of Monday morning, so will make a surprise visit. Nothing like getting willing recruit out of bed for early check-over, what :?: 
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