:notes:
So as it now stands we have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Nice guy - secretary and official guide
Re-lapse - vice secretary or stand in which ever he prefers.
Venus
Calista (joint with WBC)
Steve
Melons
Ridcully (through pm)
Clare
and Guests:
Well busty babe
Jags
Corrie_fem
Jas ('cause i'm sure they're larger than a D cup.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Well done Nice guy you did a stirling job in my absence xxxx
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The first meeting of the 'not so busty' club!!!
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Orgasminator
Ooooh - I feel really ickle now - just a mere B cup. I may need an official measure though before I am allowed to join 
Now I know why my big sister calls me 'Ickle sis'
Please can I join too???????? I'm sure there's room for a 'ickle' one
CA xxx
Now I know why my big sister calls me 'Ickle sis'
Please can I join too???????? I'm sure there's room for a 'ickle' one
CA xxx
Orgasminator
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Wehee!!!!! My boobies are good at something then because I cant tassle twirl (steveg 
)
CA xxx
Wehee!!!!! My boobies are good at something then
because I cant tassle twirl (steveg )CA xxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I have nipples - can I be both then
go on go on go on go on - pretty please.
Jas
XXX
Piss off you big boobed tart.
Tim can join :D :bounce:
Venusxxx
Do you know what madam, you're really getting quite bolshy :P just wait til I get hold of you on Saturday
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Jas
XXX
Orgasminator
Ill have one please..Nice chilled glass of Champers... And is that Strawberries that I see.... one of those too please ,mmmmmmm
Through the chair;
I would like to nominate myself as official feeler-upper, checking on those dubious ladies who try strapping there assets down, in the vain attempt of gaining the advantages of being a 'not so busty member'.
I promise not to allow any favouritsm, and to carry out my duties thoroughly, not leaving and bra or other breast covering fastened until I am convinced to the satisfaction of myself and the elected members of the committee, and their chosen member duly elected to the task of measuring.
For the sake of continued harmony, would someone care to second my nomination, while I discuss our first random check with the official measurer, and confirm his ruler is actually a foot-long, tool?
I deffer to the chairperson.
I would like to nominate myself as official feeler-upper, checking on those dubious ladies who try strapping there assets down, in the vain attempt of gaining the advantages of being a 'not so busty member'.
I promise not to allow any favouritsm, and to carry out my duties thoroughly, not leaving and bra or other breast covering fastened until I am convinced to the satisfaction of myself and the elected members of the committee, and their chosen member duly elected to the task of measuring.
For the sake of continued harmony, would someone care to second my nomination, while I discuss our first random check with the official measurer, and confirm his ruler is actually a foot-long, tool?
I deffer to the chairperson.
Quote by RSAB2
Right I believe we need a change of mood here,
Swithces lights down low, saunters across large wooden floor, stiletos chiming as she does, and pulls large bottle of moet from a large well stocked fridge...
Anybody fancy a glass?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
did someone say stillettos ............
:notes:
Ok after a busy night we now have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Nice guy - secretary and official guide
Re-lapse - vice secretary or stand in which ever he prefers.
Venus
Calista (joint with WBC)
Steve
Melons
Ridcully (through pm)
Clare
Sappho
and Guests:
Well busty babe
Jags
Corrie_fem
Jas ('cause i'm sure they're larger than a D cup.
Vodka babe
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler uper! so there could be an opening!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Ok after a busy night we now have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Nice guy - secretary and official guide
Re-lapse - vice secretary or stand in which ever he prefers.
Venus
Calista (joint with WBC)
Steve
Melons
Ridcully (through pm)
Clare
Sappho
and Guests:
Well busty babe
Jags
Corrie_fem
Jas ('cause i'm sure they're larger than a D cup.
Vodka babe
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler uper! so there could be an opening!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
:notes:
Ok after a busy night we now have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler uper! so there could be an opening!
Thank you, chairwoman, Mrs RSAB2,
I will try to contact Nice Guy, as a matter of urgency. After-all, we wouldn't want to leave any openings un-necessarily un-filled, would we??
If he should recommend my nomination, would it be possible for us to have a secretary, as once I've felt up, and he's rullered, we will need someone to take things down?? Perhaps you could suggest some willing lady who would be willing to work between us??
Ok after a busy night we now have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler uper! so there could be an opening!
Thank you, chairwoman, Mrs RSAB2,
I will try to contact Nice Guy, as a matter of urgency. After-all, we wouldn't want to leave any openings un-necessarily un-filled, would we??
If he should recommend my nomination, would it be possible for us to have a secretary, as once I've felt up, and he's rullered, we will need someone to take things down?? Perhaps you could suggest some willing lady who would be willing to work between us??
Hi Nice Guy,
Doing my best here to get us a willing assistant!
I wouldn't want to be standing on your toes, but think it might help the club, and all concerned, if you did the measuring, and I did the feeling up?
I've already put in a plea for us to have a secretary to take things down, as we do all the checks. So all I need now is your support and kind nomination. I think I've got our Chairwoman on side, so your aproval should swing it!!
Keith
PS. As unpaid work, this could be a really fun job-share scheme, and keep us hard at it for some time, don't you agree? Just one other thought though, do you think we should work discreetly behind closed doors, or allow everyone to see us at work, in the interests of complete open-ness? I'll gladly go along with you your feeling on that one!
Your prosective collegue and hopeful nominee,
Keith3006
Doing my best here to get us a willing assistant!
I wouldn't want to be standing on your toes, but think it might help the club, and all concerned, if you did the measuring, and I did the feeling up?
I've already put in a plea for us to have a secretary to take things down, as we do all the checks. So all I need now is your support and kind nomination. I think I've got our Chairwoman on side, so your aproval should swing it!!
Keith
PS. As unpaid work, this could be a really fun job-share scheme, and keep us hard at it for some time, don't you agree? Just one other thought though, do you think we should work discreetly behind closed doors, or allow everyone to see us at work, in the interests of complete open-ness? I'll gladly go along with you your feeling on that one!
Your prosective collegue and hopeful nominee,
Keith3006
Oh my such a lot of work to catch up on ..so let me see..
retrospective conformity checks for the following ladies........
CarrieAnn
Sappho.
Welldone ladies (NGDE wipes brow of its first hint of perspiration...its a tough job but someone has to do it )I am delighted to say you have falied to measure up and are therefore in
please don't worry about the erect nipples they are a side effect of the entrance test and will subside naturally in a few moments.
Ridcully I nearly forgot you as you came in by PM...now let me see....right ok ..is that a hairy chest or last nights spaghetti? Anyway your in and yes I know you havent got erect nipples . I use a different technique on the men.
Keith I am in fact secretary( so I take minutes ....and hours sometimes too ) and entrance assessor, so those two positions are filled. I do, however, feel that their is a position for someone to check that our membership isnt drifting out of spec. over your responsible for ensuring our members stay in perfectly formed shape.
Relapse if I new there was secretary in charge of vice then I may have applied for that position
Welcome Steve I can see you qualify for membership so I'll waive the physical, and you are quite right we can all be right tits at times(no I don't know what times :roll: and I don't know why its right tits and not left tits....except maybe leftits are when we have been right tits and left something behind we meant to bring)Hope thats clear.
Keith, I believe we should have a totally open forum to prevent bitchiness and backstabbing ...men can be so cruel have already seen some inscrutable people try and cheat their way in here under false bosoms but thanks to the grasses...errr I mean vigilance of our members we have found them we will be ensuring everything about this club will be open i.e. ...entrance, minds, mouths , legs, windows,
Finally lady chairwoman could you please add CarrieAnn to your membership list and Red stillettoe to your guest list
Right I think thats everything lady chairwoman I am now in need of some of that champers now or maybe a pimms and lemonade( practising for a trip to that swinging hall ..Ramjet hall was it ??)
I'm off to dream about nipples :twisted:
retrospective conformity checks for the following ladies........
CarrieAnn
Sappho.
Welldone ladies (NGDE wipes brow of its first hint of perspiration...its a tough job but someone has to do it )I am delighted to say you have falied to measure up and are therefore in
please don't worry about the erect nipples they are a side effect of the entrance test and will subside naturally in a few moments.Ridcully I nearly forgot you as you came in by PM...now let me see....right ok ..is that a hairy chest or last nights spaghetti? Anyway your in and yes I know you havent got erect nipples . I use a different technique on the men.
Keith I am in fact secretary( so I take minutes ....and hours sometimes too
) and entrance assessor, so those two positions are filled. I do, however, feel that their is a position for someone to check that our membership isnt drifting out of spec. over your responsible for ensuring our members stay in perfectly formed shape.Relapse if I new there was secretary in charge of vice then I may have applied for that position
Welcome Steve I can see you qualify for membership so I'll waive the physical, and you are quite right we can all be right tits at times(no I don't know what times :roll: and I don't know why its right tits and not left tits....except maybe leftits are when we have been right tits and left something behind we meant to bring)Hope thats clear.
Keith, I believe we should have a totally open forum to prevent bitchiness and backstabbing ...men can be so cruel have already seen some inscrutable people try and cheat their way in here under false bosoms but thanks to the grasses...errr I mean vigilance of our members we have found them we will be ensuring everything about this club will be open i.e. ...entrance, minds, mouths , legs, windows,
Finally lady chairwoman could you please add CarrieAnn to your membership list and Red stillettoe to your guest list
Right I think thats everything lady chairwoman I am now in need of some of that champers now or maybe a pimms and lemonade( practising for a trip to that swinging hall ..Ramjet hall was it ??)
I'm off to dream about nipples :twisted:
Quote by RSAB2
:notes:
Afer deliberation with my secretary I confirm the current membership list to be:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Nice guy - secretary and official guide
Re-lapse - vice secretary or stand in which ever he prefers.
Keith3006 - vigilance inspector
Venus
Calista (joint with WBC)
Steve
Melons
Ridcully (through pm)
Clare
Sappho
Carrieann
and Guests:
Well busty babe
Jags
Corrie_fem
Jas ('cause i'm sure they're larger than a D cup.
Vodka babe
Red Stilletto
Ok, I'm off to make up a jug of Pimms, anyone interested?
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
The Kent Host calling:
Swinging Heaven Forum suddenly shows itself to be guilty of inept and pointless Political Correctness.
I see that the not-so-busty-club has somehow created a 'chair'. I am glad the club has something to sit on. It would be good if it had a chairwoman, a chairman or a chairperson. Using the noun 'chair' to indicate a person's job is so offensive to any here with half an ounce of education and common sense I am amazed it hasn't been jumped on by the mods.
Harrumph !!!!
Rant over.
Byeeeeeeee from
Outdoorfun.
Swinging Heaven Forum suddenly shows itself to be guilty of inept and pointless Political Correctness.
I see that the not-so-busty-club has somehow created a 'chair'. I am glad the club has something to sit on. It would be good if it had a chairwoman, a chairman or a chairperson. Using the noun 'chair' to indicate a person's job is so offensive to any here with half an ounce of education and common sense I am amazed it hasn't been jumped on by the mods.
Harrumph !!!!
Rant over.
Byeeeeeeee from
Outdoorfun.
I see you formulated your opinion based on the second word of this thread...a little premature if I may say so . If you had sought a balanced view you may have discovered by reading on that this thread refers, at various times, to Chair woman, Lady chairman and Chair person so therefore our inconsistencies defy your attempts to pidgeon hole us as politically correct and far from being inept I have discovered in my short time in here that smaller breasted women are in fact highly competetent and intelligent beings with manners and respect for others (and great nipples too)
I therfore regret to say but IMHO(i've always wanted to say that) you lack the qualifcations to join us
I therfore regret to say but IMHO(i've always wanted to say that) you lack the qualifcations to join us
Keith I am in fact secretary( so I take minutes ....and hours sometimes too ) and entrance assessor, so those two positions are filled. I do, however, feel that their is a position for someone to check that our membership isnt drifting out of spec. over your responsible for ensuring our members stay in perfectly formed shape.
I believe we should have a totally open forum to prevent bitchiness and backstabbing ...men can be so cruel have already seen some inscrutable people try and cheat their way in here under false bosoms but thanks to the grasses...errr I mean vigilance of our members we have found them we will be ensuring everything about this club will be open i.e. ...entrance, minds, mouths , legs, windows,
Does that mean, Niceguy, that I have to wear my glasses when checking members aren't drifting out of spec? Only you know how they get steamed up so quickly! I would much prefer to use my hands and fingers, or even my mouth, for those unfortunate enough not to register on even the very bottom bit of your ruler! I'll even do it with my eyes shut, if it helps? But you will have to show me which way up my hands should be kept, otherwise I could be suggesting we turn mebership down on the basis of insuficient or excesive depth, and that would never do.
Please could you suggest to the committee, that your policy of open-ness be strictly up-held by guests and members alike, from the moment of entering any meeting or gathering, and to expect random checks, as often as any committee member feels necessary? This will save much time waiting around while the person concerned fidles with buttons and zips etc, and will allow us to move on to the next contender quickly, once satisfied.
I will have to close now, as there's a right draft coming in through the window, and I can see a possible guest, or even member, walking past. corrrrrrrrr.
(Leans through open window). "Excuse me love, have you ever heard of Swinging Heaven?"
Hows that for an opening line,?
) and entrance assessor, so those two positions are filled. I do, however, feel that their is a position for someone to check that our membership isnt drifting out of spec. over your responsible for ensuring our members stay in perfectly formed shape.I believe we should have a totally open forum to prevent bitchiness and backstabbing ...men can be so cruel have already seen some inscrutable people try and cheat their way in here under false bosoms but thanks to the grasses...errr I mean vigilance of our members we have found them we will be ensuring everything about this club will be open i.e. ...entrance, minds, mouths , legs, windows,
Does that mean, Niceguy, that I have to wear my glasses when checking members aren't drifting out of spec? Only you know how they get steamed up so quickly! I would much prefer to use my hands and fingers, or even my mouth, for those unfortunate enough not to register on even the very bottom bit of your ruler! I'll even do it with my eyes shut, if it helps? But you will have to show me which way up my hands should be kept, otherwise I could be suggesting we turn mebership down on the basis of insuficient or excesive depth, and that would never do.
Please could you suggest to the committee, that your policy of open-ness be strictly up-held by guests and members alike, from the moment of entering any meeting or gathering, and to expect random checks, as often as any committee member feels necessary? This will save much time waiting around while the person concerned fidles with buttons and zips etc, and will allow us to move on to the next contender quickly, once satisfied.
I will have to close now, as there's a right draft coming in through the window, and I can see a possible guest, or even member, walking past. corrrrrrrrr.
(Leans through open window). "Excuse me love, have you ever heard of Swinging Heaven?"
Hows that for an opening line,?
Sex God
Quote by RSAB2
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler upper! so there could be an opening!:
If Keith has the job as feeler upper, to keep the Equilibrium balanced we should also have a feeler downer……. Also there is the position of Balance Controller
The job of the Feeler Downer
The feeler downer has a very important job.... supporting the feeler upper, and making a smooth transition by maintaining a natural flow from tits to bum.... If you have been a feeler downer before, you will know all about the correctness of impeccable timing that is required for this job!
The job of the Balance Controller
On inspection of the feeler upper, who reports a slight mismatch between left and right, produces a report to give to the balance controller.
Now the balance controller, without thought to his own well being, produces a manipulation training plan and proceeds to manipulate the mismatch back to a perfectly matched position.....
Can I apply for both jobs please!
Quote by frogster
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler upper! so there could be an opening!:
If Keith has the job as feeler upper, to keep the Equilibrium balanced we should also have a feeler downer……. Also there is the position of Balance Controller
The job of the Feeler Downer
The feeler downer has a very important job.... supporting the feeler upper, and making a smooth transition by maintaining a natural flow from tits to bum.... If you have been a feeler downer before, you will know all about the correctness of impeccable timing that is required for this job!
The job of the Balance Controller
On inspection of the feeler upper, who reports a slight mismatch between left and right, produces a report to give to the balance controller.
Now the balance controller, without thought to his own well being, produces a manipulation training plan and proceeds to manipulate the mismatch back to a perfectly matched position.....
Can I apply for both jobs please!
I normally prefer to work alone, but if the majority of the committee agree, I don't mind sharing my responsibilities with you, and being a slightly older member, perhaps I could give you a guiding hand, from time to time?
And I do take the secretary's point that a touch too much chacking could be misstrude as over zealousness on our part to ensure entrance rule are observed, but should the need arise, rest assured I will be ready to keep a breast of the situation.
:notes:
Membership list so far:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Nice guy - secretary and official guide
Re-lapse - vice secretary or stand in which ever he prefers.
Keith3006 - vigilance inspector
Frogster - Balance controller (Ok frogster good point made - you're in!)
Venus
Calista (joint with WBC)
Steve
Melons
Ridcully (through pm)
Clare
Sappho
Carrieann
and Guests:
Well busty babe
Jags
Corrie_fem
Jas ('cause i'm sure they're larger than a D cup.
Vodka babe
Red Stilletto
Alex welcome!
Now is anybody good at massage I feel a twinge coming on!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Membership list so far:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Nice guy - secretary and official guide
Re-lapse - vice secretary or stand in which ever he prefers.
Keith3006 - vigilance inspector
Frogster - Balance controller (Ok frogster good point made - you're in!)
Venus
Calista (joint with WBC)
Steve
Melons
Ridcully (through pm)
Clare
Sappho
Carrieann
and Guests:
Well busty babe
Jags
Corrie_fem
Jas ('cause i'm sure they're larger than a D cup.
Vodka babe
Red Stilletto
Alex welcome!
Now is anybody good at massage I feel a twinge coming on!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by Calista
Now is anybody good at massage I feel a twinge coming on!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
qualified masseuse .... does that help????
:twisted:
If you'd like to give Niceguy and me one, he could re-check your eligability, sizewise, while I look for illegal strapping. I know we won't find anything a-miss, but Frogster wants some practice at using both hands at once, and adjusting his balancing skills. :twisted:
