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...together or I shall have...
...start again with some new...
...the interesting approach to men's...
dental hygene and flossing, suddenly
...produced some dental tape and...
...hand in a vain attempt...
... to combine two mastabatory techniques...
...without success as he smacked...
... his head against a vibrating...
...inadvertently left under the pillow...
While fuc*ing her brains out
for some new batteries for
...the torch he used for...
emergencies but he couldn't find
...any big ones and little...
...anything they just rattled around...
Go get me a big one!
He was quite excited at ...
The idea of his wife
...fellating 'The Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan...
Had him snookered, Why Ronnie?
...was it his cue extension?...
Or his ball play?...all
... these things were possible, but...