at the crucial moment, some1....
would this be the end......
Benidorm for some winter sun
and Bare Breasted Bathing Belles
with some horny hunky henchmen
...not hunchbacks as I misread...
as my glasses need cleaning
...since you came all over...
them with your large repeating....
...burps like a ship's funnel...
bellowing out while the crew
...hoist the rigging and mount...
...an assault upon the nearest...
nearest quirky little crouette set
...shaped amusingly like a cock...
...red wattle stuck up it's...
...left or will it work...
...better with a good stuffing....
other flavours give me a.....
...nasty rash unless that's from...
...the wrong places. Maybe I...
...should find a good book...
...with illustrated suggestions for how...
...what should go where and..