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Bambi
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up and shouted "wheres the....
Lost
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bloody toilet roll you bastards
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...Noone replied and so he...
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took the newspaper and
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and contemplate his life until............
Bambi
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torch light of fluff who....
Bambi
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a piece of string that....
Bambi
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niknaks and todger, he claims....
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...he found it and didn't...
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...to his level but as...
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...the juice from his orange...
mancunian
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...whilst gentlely rolling his nuts...
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...serving with after dinner coffee...
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...and wafer thin mints, much....
Bambi
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to his dismay, the chocolate.....
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to his dismay, the chocolate.....

Was smeared on Bambi's tits :twisted:
Lost
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eyes. Well what else silly
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...Suddenly from the woods came...
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two nuns a vicar and
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...the obligatory tart, rhubarb I...
Bambi
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exclaimed, as the vicar got....
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...stuck right into the pink...