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marshmallows covered in chocolate and
...emerged with his face shining...
...a bulge in his cassock...
... and moisture on his fingers...
..."Anyone for a blessing?" he...
...ventured. "Kiss my Fetid hairy...
...friend with the engorged purple...
...veins. High blood pressure is...
...isn't to be recommended, so...
...maybe some rapid relief would...
...relieve the pressure, so grasping...
...firmly with both hands and...
...wanked himself into a sticky...
bowl of chocolate fudge cake....
(lol! I did laugh out loud at that one!)
...He gave a spoon to...
...looking for a good forking...
... and said "get some of...
...that in yer!" as he...
...Just then, the shopkeeper appeared...
...brandishing his magnificent chopper and....
...said "Times up, Mr Benn"...
...Seems it was all a...
...very vivid dream Fluff was...
...having but she was all...
hot, bothered and wet between....
...buttocks which could only mean...