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...attempting a new exotic sexual ....
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...kink, whatever anyone else says...
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...you have to admire her...
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...style, convincing flower he'd made...
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...the right choice of millinery...
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which as everyone knows is....
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...the trademark of a good...
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...Item that can be put ...
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...on ebay as soon as...
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...you've wiped the blood off...
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...and mopped up your keyboard...
mancunian
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...and degunked your sticky mouse...
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With degunking solution. Meanwhile a
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vanilla decided that she wanted
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...a piece of the action...
Resonance
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...the famous Bucks Fizz hit...
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...but settled for a quick...
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....glass of sherry as she....
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...didn't like the bubbles in...
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..the bath, due to the...
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..unpleasant way,which caused a..
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..her cats that ran out..
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..knickers..it ran up a..
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pirate,who was in town....
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...for the annual gay pride...