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...hoped would become Prime Minister...
...given the heap of manure...
...it had been firmly planted..
...grown into a massive sized...
Corgi..That had to be...
..the most enourmous four legged..
said in such suprised awe
...'my that's a huge one'...
.. it's almost as big as...
...an 'orse, wonder if it's...
..any good to use as...
..use a good furkler after..
...succumbing to my overwhelming grapholagnia...
...which causes me to want...
...to look at pornography, naturally...
...as looking is almost but..
...a starring role complete with...
..a couple of your most...
...delicious funbags, complete with pert...
...nipples, and a highly aroused
...flush to the upper chest...
...and a pleasant stirring lower...
down..which turned out to ...
...be a large dog sniffing...
...around, looking for a meaty...
...bone so best you put...