"Shiver Me Timbers!" He cried
..as the cat perched on..
...the wardrobe watching his parrot...
...gesticulate in a provcative manner....
...as his own timbers shivered...
...something up and received a...
sharp poke on the backside
he turned round only to...
...see BIoke with a sheepish...
blow up thing under his....
...crotch, supporting his enormous, hard...
cucumber, the pivate gasped as
...the cucumber disappeared into the
mouth of the cat, that sat
quitely watching the parrot, untill
...he saw his chance to...
to have some double action
...meanwhile..over at the palace...
...Milady was getting a good...
pruning of her overgrown clemitis
...by the gardener's big machete...
...she was impressed by it's..
...heft and apparent girth which...
Petal (the gardeners assistant) had....
firmly massaged to it's full
...potential with her strong fingers...
...slowly licking her lips, she...
...marrow that the gardener had...