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The five word story.....

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...it's not organic, is it?...
...than having a dildo inserted...............
or your nuts gently fondled
...before cracking them open and...
all 2 dine ....
Slutty they deserved a prize...
... and ho went to Westward...
...on the SH minibus with...
...had rabidly, ravenous pussies intent...
...on getting their whiskas or...
...Felix. Without warning the minibus...
...stopped and the occupants fell...
ass over tit straight into ....
...the fruit and veg counter...
...As Manc extracted the cucumber...
...that was wedged between Kaz's...
the veg counters juicy pair
in fancy dress looking for
the food for the picnic
...bait Kaz used to get...
male spiders which she used
...to get the men screaming...
... in arachnophobic ecstacy. Bill Werbenuik...
a cucumber wielding aracnophobic sexologist