...(well that's what he said)...
cranberry juice which helped the
...caused by all that shagging...
caused their pussies to swell
...depress a release valve which...
...made them all come at...
...Beaufort Scale Force 9. Blowing...
...away all the men with...
...an IQ below 60. This...
...left men with sexual interlect
to intellectually charm the ladies
...with. So they got out...
...entertain the rest of the...
Sucking lemons and hopping on
the important business of the
...dysfunction to perfectly normal emu's...
...in the saddle as all...
...they've been dirty enough. Although...
...saddle sores can be problematic...
...so remember to moisturise all...
...indulging in full body massage...
With new Fairy "Fanny Ease"
That has the slogan.. "Fannys......
...that get squishy can feel...
...but don't forget to breathe!...
...have to be paid for.
(Edit : Am absolutely loving "Fanny's that get squishy can feel soft on your face..." Sheer class! can I suggest the ending... "like my clean, hairy lips did"...)
