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The five word story.....

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...and she slapped my hand...
...gum I'd sneezed out and...
... landed in her amazing cleavage...
...Fortunately she accepted my apology...
...i noticed that she had ....
... it, she said she put ...
...it somewhere it didn't belong...
...Can I put another one...
The story up to now...
After reading a forum post I decided to go to the chemist to buy some baby oil. I had heard it was very good for soothing parts that other oils can't reach. All it did was made it hard to to get a grip,so had to resort to just letting it slip through my slippery fingers and onto my lap, but luckily I had just enough lubrication to reach all the nooks and crannies, where it slowly started to melt and flow. Until I felt something slowly start to fill in all the crevices and things began to move towards the ultimate conclusion.
But just at that crutial moment! there was a hesitant knock, who could it be? I hope it's not my husband. He had invited a few he friends round for a takeaway. So there was i with six men in the house. and due on, what now wondering who was going to do what, to who, with six hard members waiting to enlist in the duties of carnal pleasure then all of them came.
So, off I trotted dripping with gooey jism and went straight to the jacuzzi, where I was seen waiting for more to follow but to my dissappointment none did. So I played with words until someone better came. My mind began to wander As lonely as a cloud, drifting along on a lovely sunny afternoon when suddenly I noticed in the far away distance a speck getting larger. I was amazed to see there a hang glider with a sexy blonde woman flying it.
She was heading straight towards me with a big grin upon her face, I blushed as her boobs fell out of her flightsuit, full, tanned and perky Wobbling with deliciousness, I reached to tweak those delicious looking bitesized pieces of juicy fruit and she slapped my hand with a mischievous look in her eyes. As i reached across her to retrieve the gum I'd sneezed out and landed in her amazing cleavage. Fortunately she accepted my apology.
As she shook my hand i noticed that she had a missing finger, so I asked her how she lost it She said she put it somewhere it didn't belong blushing slightly, she asked me "Can I put another one
...somewhere I shouldn't, pointing to...
Back to five words after a it was a lady spanking me. :rascal:
...my right ear. It's not...
the right place I said!
...Then what about in here...
God! That's so much better
...Well you need to jiggle...
...rhythm, or shall I put...
put some new batteries in
...Oooh the batteries can wait...
oooooooooooh turn me girls
...and lube up that pretty...