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16 Jul 2010

hands of a sensual master

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She asked him if he ....

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was going to eat it

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Fuck that, it stinks of .....

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old socks and ginger beer

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on hearing his reply she ....

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Pinned him to the floor

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thrusting her pussy on his

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large and very bulbous nose ....

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giving him the scent of

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the man goo porridge inside ...

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recently pumped in after a

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session involving a turkey baster

20 Jul 2010

fishslice, woodenspoon, and palette knife......

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all of which were then

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applied to pale bare skin

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in the hope that eternal

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youth and beauty would prevail

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or a screamimg orgasm which

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would bring the house down

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causing yet another insurance claim

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not to mention higher premiums

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and another difficult explanation which

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she wasnt looking forward to

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as the insurance company would

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surely increase her annual premium

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so she ignored it and

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demanded another shag ending in

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the nosey neighbours complaining about

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not being able to hear