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13 Aug 2010

"Danced with the Devil in......."

13 Aug 2010

"disguise and sold your soul..."

13 Aug 2010

for a half empty packet....

13 Aug 2010

of cheese and onion crisps

14 Aug 2010

"No, but I'm tempted!" said

14 Aug 2010

"have you got any pickled..."

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eggs? I use them as

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an aphrodisiac and to give

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me a wonderful tingling sensation

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which last for hours and

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makes me want to do

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piss constantly in to a

14 Aug 2010

empty bottle of pink champagne....

15 Aug 2010

with which to pour over

15 Aug 2010

my beautiful bushy pink geranium

15 Aug 2010

which matches my bush almost

16 Aug 2010

to the point of wonderment

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apart from the colour of

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my pubes. I dyed them ....

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mellow yellow to match the

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long smelly arm pit hairs

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caused by years of working

17 Aug 2010

in a German whore house

17 Aug 2010

as a door watcher with

17 Aug 2010

a few other rather butch

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ne'er do wells dressed in

17 Aug 2010

thongs and pink nipple tassles

17 Aug 2010

in the middle of winter

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and father Christmas red boots

17 Aug 2010

got stuck in the chimney