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1 Aug 2010

launching a new offensive at

2 Aug 2010

a secret location near by

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funs favourite dogging spot, which

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on this particular occasion was

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packed to the point where

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for once, she couldn't accommodate

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more than two of the

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bus loads of guys who

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came along for a free

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cup of tea provided by

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sally army lasses in lingerie

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and pink bow ties tied

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they fluttered invitingly in the

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warm and gentle breeze. Suddenly ....

7 Aug 2010

the chief band master turned

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to a really sexy couple

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and asked them if they

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would like to join him

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in a quick rendition of

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Swing low sweet chariot, so ....

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as their dulcet tones echoed

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round the midnight air a

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rather large, attractive man appeared

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wearing nothing but a big

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and clumsy banana suit. He ....

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looked a right dick head

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but had the most enormous .....

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pair of ears you had

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ever seen in your life.

13 Aug 2010

He said "have you ever...."