which was quite remarkable as
getting the turkey in the
oven after removing it from
its cling film wrapping which
got stuck round Dave's head
requiring a considerable force to
remove the giblets from his
mistake when his arse was
eat his lime flavour jelly
mysteriously slipped, ricocheted off the
ceiling and landed in the
vicars meat and potato pie
the WI representative who was
waiting to take the leftovers
local dogging site so that
the local canine population would
satisfy his bizzare fetish involving
the local constabulary and their
trunhceons, not to mention their