...ready for insertion into the...
unexplored regions so far unseen by
a time for caution because
to insert said object could
cause nuclear melt down unless
expieranced help is called, I
reached for the phone book
wondering who could help, when
... a solution presented itself as...
..wotsits, after spreading them with...
a cream dip, feeding each
...slowly and temptingly in the...
..garden, while the gentle breeze..
... blew gently across their bodies...
stolen like a secret caress
... it stirred things within that...
felt so good and exciting.
...Was now the time to...
reach for the durex packet?
...and which one to choose?..
Whilst this was being decided
...I amused myself by giving...
...the fun others were having...
... dipping their wotsits in the ...
... in the sweet and sour ..