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20 Aug 2010

dog leashes which they use

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to tie victims up before

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shagging them senseless up the

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back of the shops where

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they can be assured of

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free crispy bits from the

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well endowed chip shop owner

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and his superb array of

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Large keys to lock up !! lol

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bolt

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her oversized chastity belt with

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since he greatly feared the

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escape of those pesky lice

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even though he enjoyed the

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torture from the continuous tickle

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as they chased round and

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watched his fish getting battered

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in only the best ingredients

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of crem'e a la human

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served with a hint of

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tomato sauce and lots of

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Worcester sauce and just a

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hint of dijon mustard to

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add that extra spice so

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the meal was taking on

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a life all of its own

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a sensitive constitution and too

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the glory hole conveniently placed

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under a cctv that some

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might think was inconveniently positioned

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to discover what would happen