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The five word story.....

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19 Apr 2011

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6 Oct 2010

escaping from an intense session

7 Oct 2010

of pass the parcel at

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the local old peoples home

10 Oct 2010

where pass the parcel is

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played every Sunday afternoon before

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the issue of flavoured condoms

12 Oct 2010

is made as a substitute

17 Oct 2010

together with spin the bottle

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after the contents have been

20 Oct 2010

emptied into the residents large

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container which they use for
(you're a dirty cow fun pmsl)

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recycling leftover weetabix so that
(I resemble that comment!!! wink

)

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they don't get the crumbs

20 Oct 2010

going mouldy within their folds

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which can cause extreme problems

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when under the foreskin or

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or the labia which needs

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delicate removal using strong surgical

27 Oct 2010

spirit and a goodly dose

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of Castrol GTX, WD40, Brillo, and

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an immense amount of elbow

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grease, although a substitute of

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well matured cow dung has

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proven effective in some cases

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where the situation has demanded

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but must be applied before

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the consistency thickens as this

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prevents it flying off the

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near impossible to apply liberally

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within the many labia folds