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The five word story.....

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29 Nov 2010

begging to be pleasured in

29 Nov 2010

Bens left hand breast pocket

29 Nov 2010

whilst fiddling with his albert

2 Dec 2010

"Can I have a tissue please?"

2 Dec 2010

Achoo
Achooo
Achoooo
Bless you

2 Dec 2010

and those who sneeze also

3 Dec 2010

have a nasty cough sometimes

3 Dec 2010

and unfortunately follow through. So
Dave_Notts

3 Dec 2010

we come to why the

3 Dec 2010

hell he doesn't use a

3 Dec 2010

Tena Lady to soak up ...

3 Dec 2010

of the court of king

3 Dec 2010

Cowell of the factor X

3 Dec 2010

Feck!
Feck!
Feck!
Feck!
Feck!

4 Dec 2010

I said as I burnt

4 Dec 2010

She was so tight fisted

4 Dec 2010

That she got her hand

4 Dec 2010

stuck in a purple ribbed

4 Dec 2010

skeleton hanging by the door.

4 Dec 2010

With his scary gangsta homies

4 Dec 2010

and the light conveniently placed

4 Dec 2010

so that up with which

4 Dec 2010

frightening shadows were cast on

4 Dec 2010

needles knit one purl one.

4 Dec 2010

Blackburn three Wolverhampton Wanderers nil

5 Dec 2010

as the last guy scored

5 Dec 2010

tracks along breasts with fingernails

5 Dec 2010

leaving a trail of engine

5 Dec 2010

and gearbox parts all over

5 Dec 2010

The new dining room table