and white carpet which was
stained with red wine and
axle grease with Swarfega traces
and the inevitable sooty handprint
from when the chimney sweep
balanced himself on one hand
naked singing the national anthem !!!
in French whilst struggling with
the technical procedure involved in
unwrapping a chocolate flavoured condom
whilst wondering if he should
a partner thats willing to ....
experience of this kind until
the full benefit and enjoyment
Polly the penis poker....
who pecked a pickled pepper
baked beans which he intended
competition had recently been advertised
on the most prestigious condom
