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SinSi
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Just a very silly idea
Bambi
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or so he thought, he
GnV
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then found out that there
Lost
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were far more silly ideas
GnV
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that could have drawn attention
GnV
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who frequent the odd places
GnV
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where so much activity often
SinSi
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Leads to extra ironing activities
dsfrancetoo
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subsequently evolving into more pressing
GnV
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matters to be attended to
GnV
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importance which have to be
sarajohn
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dealt with by a friendly
GnV
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and accomodating lady of the
dsfrancetoo
Warming the Bed
night who was lurking outside
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a cat crept out coolly.
Bambi
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It was none other than ...
dsfrancetoo
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supercat dressed in the finest
Lost
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yes Tesco finest balsamic vinegar.
GnV
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coloured vest and pants worn
Lost
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Quote by GnV
coloured vest and pants worn

Oh, ignore the post before game is it? dunno

moving on..
ickle cutie pie body which
Glistened with beads of perspiration
GnV
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Quote by Lost
coloured vest and pants worn

Oh, ignore the post before game is it? dunno

moving on..
ickle cutie pie body which
Glistened with beads of perspiration
Apologies Lost, not at all... I just continued your sentence ignoring the full stop which I thought was misplaced wink You can have a balsamic vinegar colour, surely? - a sort of shitty brown I think lol
Moving on...
from all the exertion expended
SinSi
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giant gingerbread man that lived