mould on his cheesy bellend
which means he must be ...
scrubbing regularly with a stiff
toothbrush and mint flavoured toothpaste
Christmas holiday, he decided to
relax and do some ironing
brainwave, if he unplugged the
microwave he could use it
nuclear powered version which is
about the same size as ...
a church candle which fits
all shapes and sizes that
Three dimensional view regardless of
your sexual orientation or gender
sex its over rated anyway
in certain quarters such as
strictly come dancing? that's about
Men and women doing there
dance floor with people watching
