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a few blocks down the

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road above the Sex Shop, ..

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and next door to the

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candlestick maker who has a

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very interesting looking candlestick which

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is phallic in shape and

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well worn around the end

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where it has been used

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and pissed off about it.

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He had thought about making

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an electronic version which had

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a tazer fitted to the ....

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wick. This could be used

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to very great effect when

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administrating extreme pleasure to certain

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parts of the body. Once ...

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tuned in correctly, it requires

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very careful handling as it

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cause extreme injury in the

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trial period especially to the

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exposed areas of sensitive flesh

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A bit like Ironing them?

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until they look like a

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mottled mess which needs grave

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soil rubbed in to provide

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the most unorthodox way to ...

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exorcise the latent ghosts which

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haunt the area known as

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candlewick green, which is strange

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as it is a village