some say they must be ...
craving an unfullfilled ironing fetish
last ditch attempt at making
rather special candles which would
Candle stick holder atop the
the portrait of Liberace who
was ironing his sequined jacket
he had a pressing engagement
which he just couldn't put
off at any costs whatever ..
about 30 seconds until something
exploded with a bang causing
mince pie he was baking....
meanwhile back in the kitchen
looking out of the window
doing something he thought that
He shouted "Happy New Year!"
He replyed "Happy New Year"
and they lived happily ever-after
Or so they thought because...
The nawty vicor had the ...
