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1 Jan 2011

neighbours wife over the fence

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he thinks noone seen but ...

2 Jan 2011

her cries of delight filled

2 Jan 2011

my ears making me hard

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So hard it shattered into

2 Jan 2011

tiny pellets of frozen sploodge

2 Jan 2011

that landed in the fish ...

3 Jan 2011

and chip shop assistants hair

3 Jan 2011

immediately creating a novel feature

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of a (s)perm style haircut

4 Jan 2011

since replicated by the very

4 Jan 2011

clever stylists on This Morning

4 Jan 2011

they did this by getting ....

4 Jan 2011

the very latest sample of

5 Jan 2011

the newly bottled jizz that...

5 Jan 2011

blew your head off at

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twenty paces and then using

6 Jan 2011

fire proof clothing and long

6 Jan 2011

Thigh boots with whip in

7 Jan 2011

the cocktail was blended in

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a large bucket and stirred

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well with wooden spoon adding

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great oak flavourings to give

7 Jan 2011

taste also to make some

7 Jan 2011

scented candles with the leftovers

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to add atmosphere to the

7 Jan 2011

Peak of the nite where

8 Jan 2011

Master Bater was having his...

8 Jan 2011

twice nightly hand flexing exercises

8 Jan 2011

Oh god that does feel