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20 Jan 2011

that had a smell ...

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all of it's own which

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was yummy on my crackers

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but they preferred water biscuits

21 Jan 2011

but couldnt be arsed to ....

21 Jan 2011

ask Watermans for a free

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sample, so decided to try ..

21 Jan 2011

a good few until he ....

22 Jan 2011

found the perfect sample he

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smeared it on his hairy

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arse to improve the flavour

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not forgetting to season with

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freashly made cream sauce which ....

22 Jan 2011

is good for the skin

23 Jan 2011

any replaces any lost oils..

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lost as a result of

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spending too much time in

23 Jan 2011

the French Rivera with some

23 Jan 2011

rather suspect looking guys who

24 Jan 2011

were wearing striped shirts and

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not much else except a

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blue beret with a tassel

26 Jan 2011

that had a big erection ...

26 Jan 2011

Shaped like the Eiffel Tower

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But is really Blackpool tower

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selling in Blackpool too are ..

26 Jan 2011

sticks of rock which represent

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dummies but could be used

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as light sticks in the

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dark recesses that can be