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27 Jan 2011

sniffed then licked before you

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extinguish them by pushing them

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deftly into a wet, and

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dark place, similar to a .....

27 Jan 2011

black bucket of wet tripe

28 Jan 2011

best sourced from the chippie

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around the corner from the

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soup dragons cave where the

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sexual preferences of inhibitants vary

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from the interesting to absolute

29 Jan 2011

and downright depravity, hardly surprising

29 Jan 2011

Considering all the ironing that

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is stacked up behind the

29 Jan 2011

gardenshed, next to the gnomes

30 Jan 2011

who have surprisingly large equipment

30 Jan 2011

for their size but there

31 Jan 2011

all boy gnomes so looks

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like a miniture village people

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version of the Chippendales who

31 Jan 2011

wiil sue claiming size diparity

1 Feb 2011

if anyone make disparaging remarks

1 Feb 2011

about their superior wooden dildos

2 Feb 2011

crafted from the finest willow

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added in a creamy texture

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that would make anyone who ...

2 Feb 2011

tried it just be in .....

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absolute heaven for quite a

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while just enjoying every little.....

2 Feb 2011

nuance of the fine texture

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and undulating surface when being