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King Charles style bed painted
mancunian
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by Renoir, an undiscovered masterpiece
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which the gnomes had hoped
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but since they were Lithuanian
Bambi
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they were not understood and.....
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the language difficulties made it
Woohoo
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Impossible tae understaun thame wink
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as they were of Scottish
lilnfil
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so a Scottish Lithuanian interpreter
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was summoned up to interpret
Bambi
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exactly what it was woohoo .....
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the highlands of Scotland when
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required to make the local
cockslut
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boys get all loving and ..
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to show off his meat
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Woo was polishing his carrot
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his knees tremble, "you're not....
mancunian
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6 words, vodka smackbottom
do those naughty things again
Bambi
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you know how it made....
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us both feel it was ..........
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even though I couldn't understand
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thought Woo's carrot was better
Bambi
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than anything else they had.....