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...on my skateboard, which was...
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recently serviced by a qualified
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...dwarf called Nigel, who was...
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... actually a stunt double for ...
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...Daniel Craig (in his mind)...
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...reverie. It was the local...
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... shop for local people. Do ...
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...you know who I am...
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...other end of the line...
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....which was terribly crackly because....
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it was full of wotsits
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your mouth full, dont you ...
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...know it's rude? Shall I...
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...I'm a bit tied up...
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... at the moment, and I'm....
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...having far too much fun...
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to be bothered with you
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...Why don't you have a...
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French maid clean inside your...
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Allotment poly-tunnel greenhouse thoroughly
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... and furnish it with plenty...
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...O'Toole from James Bond." Suddenly...
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from behind the tomato plants!
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...there came the sound of...
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...gasping and furtive rustlings of...