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A cute little baby hedgehog
... What do you plan to...
use it as a doorstop
...When I asked for pricks...
...you were quite this kinky...
taken ages to straighten out.
collection of rare egg boxes
...complete with tell-tale stains and...
The outside of the eggs
...and all over my hands...
...have made. Who wants to...
help clean me up and....
...then get all dirrrty again?...
...Clean then dirty, what next...
...Absolutely filthy unless you prefer...
...something completly different, such as...
...sharing a warm bubbly bath...
...by candlelight, with scented oils...
...and strawberries dipped in champagne...
..."I'm confused" said the Hedgehog...
...but happy to join in...
He said. People just stared.
At his pricks. He grinned...
...an evil, wicked grin, that...