A cute little baby hedgehog
... What do you plan to...
....have it for tea or....
...When I asked for pricks...
...I didn't expect to find...
...you were quite this kinky...
taken ages to straighten out.
...all the lumps in my.....
collection of rare egg boxes
...complete with tell-tale stains and...
runny yokes drizzling down the
...and all over my hands...
...have made. Who wants to...
...then get all dirrrty again?...
...Clean then dirty, what next...
...Absolutely filthy unless you prefer...
...something completly different, such as...
...sharing a warm bubbly bath...
...by candlelight, with scented oils...
...and strawberries dipped in champagne...
..."I'm confused" said the Hedgehog...
...but happy to join in...
He said. People just stared.
At his pricks. He grinned...
...an evil, wicked grin, that...