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after a great blow job
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... that he'd given to the...
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...behind, knocking off his pink...
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... into the bottom corner pocket...
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...he proclaimed loudly that he...
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...decided on the tight brown...
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Which proved far too difficult
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...especially using his cue extension...
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...and judicious use of the...
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extended cue rest and chalk
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...facilitated a spectacular plant in...
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Equatorial new guinea to relocate
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...his asylum seeking housekeeper, who...
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had a well shagable look
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...but was an illegal nonetheless...
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... He needed his cue shaft...
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...as he was feeling a...
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little agressive. Slowly struck hard!
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...and he dropped like a...
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stone, Valentine awoke head throbbing.
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... shouldn't have fallen asleep on...
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...Stephen Hendry then should you...
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Valentine nodded, embarrassed. Meanwhile in
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...a galaxy far far away...
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...C3P0 was probing Artoo intently...
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...Artoo just whistled and squeaked...
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and expired. Damn tin bins