The Flintstone Files

17 May 2004

Have you noticed that Fred and Wilma seem to have disappeared?? dunno

Now, not wishing to be a scare-monger I cannot rule out strange forces being at play here. Alien abductions, The Brummy Triangle (like the Bermuda one but cheaper!!) or the Big Brother Auditions spring to mind. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have a theory, which is mine and will now be known as my theory. Last time they were around was at the NW Munch. Like a Japanese Sniper that thinks the war is still on, no-one told them that the Munch had finished. If you go back to the Munch pub you will see them climbing through the tunnel and sliding down the slide in the kiddies area!! lol

So that's my theory, what is yours??? confused

17 May 2004

Interesting point that Sarge, but I think the answer could lie closer to home. I think they've found the perfect swinging couple and are submerged in hedonistic pleasures, oblivious to the outside world and the passage of time.
I wish! Will, whose turn is it to do the M40?
Sappho xxx

17 May 2004

i have wondered the same thing Sarge, i miss the sexy wit of Wilma and Fred's irresitable they come out to play again sometime soon biggrin

17 May 2004

Quote by daffodilbbw
i have wondered the same thing Sarge, i miss the sexy wit of Wilma and Fred's irresitable they come out to play again sometime soon

That's funny I was missing Fred's sexy wit and Wilma's irresistable charm - must be a gender thaing :!:
I was thinking it was uncannily quiet hereabouts. You don't think it is the dreaded post swing syndrome. Wasn't there a thread about people feeling down afterwards just recently confused

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WILMA :!: WILMA :!:

17 May 2004

Maybe this is why ! smile

17 May 2004

Quote by Sappho
I wish! Will, whose turn is it to do the M40?

Crikey, that will keep you busy!! Right I will do inside the M60, who's going to do inside the M25?? lol

17 May 2004

I thought they had just cleared off on holiday without asking permission :shock:
Blimey, wonder if they are still in the NW munch pub! rotflmao

17 May 2004

Well I didn't sign their Leave Pass!!!! mad

That's it - They are AWOL!!!!! :shock: lol

17 May 2004

Quote by MrFC
Maybe this is why !

Fantastic Mr FC !
How the hell did you find that ???? :-)

18 May 2004

Good old Google Lucifer smile

18 May 2004

Well, at the NW Munch Wilma was quite poorly so I hope she is okay. kiss

for Wilma (any excuse!!! lol

). No, I am NOT going to kiss Fred :shock: , for which, I am sure, he will be very grateful!
As Sappho says, wherever they are I hope they are having fun and, like everyone else, I look forward to their return.

Quote by Sappho
I wish! Will, whose turn is it to do the M40?
Sappho xxx

I don't know - but I hope it's soon. I sometimes think that the sole purpose of the M40 is to make it easier to travel between Berkshire and Shropshire - in which case it needs to be extended past Birmingham and onto, ooooh I think Shrewsbury would do nicely!
Sarge, don't think that starting a 'Flintstones File' thread will distract attention away from you. Perhaps Fred is just busy selecting the next 'safe house' photo from the archives! I can't wait to see it posted here in the Forum!! lol

Will

18 May 2004

Fred, Fred, I think they've all gone!!! What am I gonna do with all these balls? Give me a hand to push them through the tunnel and down the slide I feel a game of ping pong coming on!!!
(last thing I saw coming down that slide was heading straight between my legs with millitary precision lol

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Now where is Jags?
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 May 2004

Someone claiming to be Wilma posted in the cafe tonight then disappeared again. Don't be fooled!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

18 May 2004

OMG that looked so real too!!! :shock:
Even sounded like Wilma

18 May 2004

Don't be fooled Misschief. I think it is Marge Simpson doing impressions!! confused

19 May 2004

maybe the answer to freds dissappearance lies closer than we all think ..... has anyone checked the cleaning cupboard in the GFZ lately ? I'm sure Jags has something to do with this again, but I can't prove it........yet !