4 Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are:
The 1st one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The 2nd Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The 3rd Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The 4th Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The 1st three women give her a subtle "Well...?"
She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "'My God!'"
Warming the Bed
