The FUNNIEST thing just happened!

31 Oct 2004

Oh dear, I'm nearly crying with laughing here at the mo rotflmao

About 5 mins ago I was sitting watching the X Factor replay rolleyes

, minding my own business tootling about the cafe, when I heard a noise outside :shock:
ROAR!!!!! I thought instantly! Why? Cos the lads that pinched Satin's bike a couple of weeks ago have been back trying to nick Satin's mate's old heap of a bike that is tied up in the yard....
THEY'RE BACK!!!! I thought...... GRRRRRRRR!!!!!! mad

:x :x
So, I sneaked into the kitchen and indeed, about 5 boys, average age about 13 were in the yard. They hadn't seen me, so I opened the back door lightening quick, and jumped out. going....
ROAR!!!! :x :x :x :x
OMG, it was sooooo funny, they absolutely shit themselves :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: .. One tripped up as he ran away but I couldn't quite catch him before he legged it after his mates. Oh dear, if I'd have caught him I'd have probably introduced him to you lot.... :shock: :shock: :shock: .... No I wouldn't cos he's underage :roll: , so I'd have locked him in the shed while I rang the police :grin:
Anyways, methinks they won't be back tonight.... but I sooooo want to catch one and keep him as a pet :haha:
I have their pliers as a hostage cool

8-) 8-)

31 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If you catch 2 I could do with 1 for my shed, it needs sorting out.
Sarah

31 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I'd have locked him in the shed while I rang the police :grin:
Anyways, methinks they won't be back tonight.... but I sooooo want to catch one and keep him as a pet :haha:

You could always lock him in the shed as a pet until he's old enough to meet us wink

31 Oct 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wish I'd seen it biggrin

Please tell me you were dressed ready for some more webcam pics :twisted:
Jas
XXX

31 Oct 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, I sooooo wish I'd have been dressed as a naughty nurse or something.... oh dear, they'd have been having nightmares for months, especially if I could have caught one :grin: :grin: ... I could have dressed him up in frills and my pink boa and then told the police that I caught him like that :shock: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

31 Oct 2004

Blue.. you can be so evil at times.. (if you catch him don't forget to put some lippy on him as well!!! :twisted: )

31 Oct 2004

Next time give chase with a baseball bat, and maybe they will never return... biggrin

Just remember locking them in your shed would be a criminal offence... in order to effect a citizens arrest you have to apply only reasonable force... locking them in the shed is unreasonable... something todo with depriving them of their liberty... citizens arrests are dodgy ground at the best of times anyway, you don't have the same protections as if a police officer did it.

31 Oct 2004

Could have been even funnier if you were having a party and you were all dressed as naughty nurses biggrin

31 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
about 5 boys, average age about 13 were in the yard. They hadn't seen me, so I opened the back door lightening quick, and jumped out. going....
ROAR!!!! :x :x :x

Ummmmmmmmm, were they dressed as devils? rolleyes

Brings a new meaning to trick or treat!

31 Oct 2004

Did you actually shout 'ROAR' ????
Cos if you did that may have to be added to the list of stupid things you say when chasing burglers out of your house in your boxer shorts.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Why is it that when we really need to we can't come up with something really good... " like come here you mother fuckers I wanna rip your balls off and feed them to my big dog "

1 Nov 2004

Oh Blue

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Just brilliant, serves the little blighters right :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
Did you actually shout 'ROAR' ????
Cos if you did that may have to be added to the list of stupid things you say when chasing burglers out of your house in your boxer shorts. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"

you were lucky EC99... i had to confront my would car thieves in a loosely done up dressing gown. no time to put anything else on before striding down the drive to intercept them. fortunately this apparition scared them off... I wonder why :shock:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by blueis
you were lucky EC99... i had to confront my would car thieves in a loosely done up dressing gown. no time to put anything else on before striding down the drive to intercept them. fortunately this apparition scared them off... I wonder why :shock:

Hmm well when it comes to things like that... if a quick flash of crotch don't scare them off they can keep the car and let the insurance company deal with it... I'm certainly not getting beaten up trying to protect my car... however much I love that little construction of plastic and steel.

1 Nov 2004

I knew a man some years ago who, with his family, were supposed to be away on holiday. He had to return for an urgent meeting and so slept in the family home, heard a burgler, chased him out through the window stark bollock naked and caught him up the road, floored him in a tackle and sat on him screaming blue murder for someone to call the cops.
"Police", err there are these two men outside the house, one of them is screaming call the Police and one of them is naked"
When they arrived they didn't know who to arrest!

1 Nov 2004

If locking him in the shed is unreasonable force, next time he comes round, I'll just have to dress him as a maid and parade him through the streets, lippy and all.... something tells me he would soon be pleading to be locked in my shed :grin:

1 Nov 2004

i think you should set a trap for them.
i will have a think about the mechanisms and get back to you in a bit! lol

1 Nov 2004

I'm seriously thinking of laying a trap for them with some juicy bait, like a bike or something, and waiting for them to come and take it! Trouble is I'd get carried away and end up in jail myself sad

:( :(

1 Nov 2004

And this is from a lady that looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth :twisted:
For your own sake i hope to f88k you don't catch any of the little b#*#***s.
G x

1 Nov 2004

oooooooo you are evil wbb
:twisted:

1 Nov 2004

Hmmmmmmmmm. I wonder Blue if you could rig up a trap of some kind which incorporated a dildo rubbed with chilli peppers??
:twisted: :twisted:

1 Nov 2004

I watched Granada repports with extra vigil tonight to see if any boys aged between 13 and 16 had been reported missing in our region. lol

:lol: :lol:
I don't know if I'm pleased or disappointed to say there were no such reports. biggrin

1 Nov 2004

Seriously tho Blue you ought to be careful - they could have had knives or anything. Stay safe xxx