Quote by Libra-Love
:P I love the idea of this being a free fucking religion
Lie thee down before me Libra-Love and I shall thee anoint with a baptism of erotica
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:worship: :worship: Yeh! Tho i walk through the shadow of the valley of death, i shall fear no moderator, for thou art' with me.
My + and my nick, they comfort me.
good idea, i'm an athiest, however, the i could be converted by the power of the pursuit of sexual ecstacy, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
steve (muttley)
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Sex God
May the grace of our Board, Swinging Heaven
And the love of the Cafe
And the fellowship of the Holy Munch
Be with you all, childcare arrangements permitting.
Amen.
And the love of the Cafe
And the fellowship of the Holy Munch
Be with you all, childcare arrangements permitting.
Amen.
Quote by Libra-Love
Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
Bible, II Corinthians 9:7
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Now tell me she aint no woman:
I giveth, my Priestess Libra.
I giveth with my all, without fear or favour; for the chance to dine within the restaurant at the Y for it there, that I worship thee
:worship: :worship: :worship: Quote by Libra-Love
Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the grave, where you are going, there is neither ...
Bible, Ecclesiastes 9:10
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Just hands????
I fear no grave for I have known the sweet beauty of woman. And there is none more sweeter then thee.
Sex God
Thanks CQ! I needed that giggle! 
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Quote by the web link that CQ posted
New Religion Creation
'Old Testament'
In the beginning God created the toothbrush and the sofa. The sofa was without pencils and beautiful. Then God said let there be CD and there was CD. And God saw the CD, that it was gorgeous. On the 6th day God created the first man, Patrick. And God saw Patrick, that he was fluffy. God then took one of Patrick's eyes and made the first woman, Isabelle. And God said you shall not eat of the rabbit of newspaper for if you do you shall surely swing. But unfortunately a wily beast tricked Isabelle into eating of the rabbit of newspaper while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Patrick and Isabelle then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a shager of dildo, while Able was a herder of folder. Cane then gave God an offering of furry telephones and Able gave Him an offering of glasses. But God really preferred the glasses so Cane quickly placed Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to shag dildo forever.
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Can I peer cautiously into this thread now?..I think so.
And,for such a larker abouter as I am can I actually go on topic? :shock:
Its a fascinating idea registering Swinging as a religion but maybe,on a more prosaic level,it certainly is feeling like there is a movement within all this.
We ARE turning a corner I think - maybe we don't realise we are,maybe some of us don't care if we are or we aren't,but I reckon we are.
And,for such a larker abouter as I am can I actually go on topic? :shock:
Its a fascinating idea registering Swinging as a religion but maybe,on a more prosaic level,it certainly is feeling like there is a movement within all this.
We ARE turning a corner I think - maybe we don't realise we are,maybe some of us don't care if we are or we aren't,but I reckon we are.
