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Quote by Stormwalker
don't tell me I had another freckledbird moment
Pardon? :shock:
DD, just tell him to fuck off. Sorted. He'll understand that.
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Quote by Stormwalker
Yes, but shes a Devon Lass..........eleven fingers are practically normal in this neck of the woods
glad you said it!
thought about it, but wondered if i'd get a lynching? 
least you cornwall types are close enough to get away with it, eh? :PTightly curled perms were what the well dressed Yakuza sported the last time I was in Japan......never a good look on a bloke.
WTF are you on about? :? tightly curled perms?
what i said was . . .
having their ponies extravagantly coiffured!
i was on about these ones . . .
:?
neil x x x ;)
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Quote by neilinleeds
Yes, but shes a Devon Lass..........eleven fingers are practically normal in this neck of the woods
glad you said it!
thought about it, but wondered if i'd get a lynching? least you cornwall types are close enough to get away with it, eh? :PTightly curled perms were what the well dressed Yakuza sported the last time I was in Japan......never a good look on a bloke.
WTF are you on about? :? tightly curled perms?
what i said was . . .
having their ponies extravagantly coiffured!
i was on about these ones . . .
:?
neil x x x ;)
Yeah that's all well and good, but Stormy's from Yorkshire :giggle: mind you he has been here a few years :undecided: does that make him Cornish :dunno:
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Hmmmmm
A Yorkshire man in Cornwall...
Could be Yorkish
A Cornyman
A Yorkshire man in Cornwall...
Could be Yorkish
A Cornyman
Same as the above - I don't think I could be arsed to go to such lengths to prove that I am who I say I am.
Maybe the person has had a bad experience and is just treading carefully. Do you have a webcam - there's no denying that you are real on that even if yours pics look different.
My pics make me look gorgeous, it's the cam that lets me down!
Maybe the person has had a bad experience and is just treading carefully. Do you have a webcam - there's no denying that you are real on that even if yours pics look different.
My pics make me look gorgeous, it's the cam that lets me down!
Well said person has written to me ... re read their PM to me and my post and I have an apology but no date now .. yes I know you all say he isn't worth it but sadly I thought the person was worth it. Must be a terrible judge of people or too soft or something .. I just find it sad that so many men write to me and when I say yes, they run a mile. Seems when you offer them it with icing on, its too much ...
Strange and totally beyond my comprehension.
Oh well on to the next 50 PM's from men who don't really want a real woman warts and all for real sex.
Anyway thanks for your support and advice folks I really have been encouraged, as I often feel on the edge here since I am so far away, location wise and its expensive and a lot of effort for me to go to Munches and meetings at all.
DD xxx
Strange and totally beyond my comprehension.
Oh well on to the next 50 PM's from men who don't really want a real woman warts and all for real sex.
Anyway thanks for your support and advice folks I really have been encouraged, as I often feel on the edge here since I am so far away, location wise and its expensive and a lot of effort for me to go to Munches and meetings at all.
DD xxx
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Quote by davej
Take a picture of yourself with a daily newspaper that clearly shows the date so they know its a current picture. Then remove a finger with a sterilised blade and post the two together, (I've seen this in films). Do this daily until they believe you. I kinda guess that this is only gonna work for 4-5 days cos removing the fingers from the other hand if they are still not convinced ain't gonna be easy on account of not being able to grasp the blade.
Other than that, don't bust a gut over it, folk need to take some things on trust and if they can't there isnt much else you can do
DaveJ
:worship: :worship: :worship: More DaveJ wit please, like a beacon of shining light in an otherwise dullish land.
Although that may be the light glinting on your napper
Quote by the_Laird
Take a picture of yourself with a daily newspaper that clearly shows the date so they know its a current picture. Then remove a finger with a sterilised blade and post the two together, (I've seen this in films). Do this daily until they believe you. I kinda guess that this is only gonna work for 4-5 days cos removing the fingers from the other hand if they are still not convinced ain't gonna be easy on account of not being able to grasp the blade.
Other than that, don't bust a gut over it, folk need to take some things on trust and if they can't there isnt much else you can do
DaveJ
:worship: :worship: :worship: More DaveJ wit please, like a beacon of shining light in an otherwise dullish land.
Although that may be the light glinting on your napper
You are such a charmer Lairdy!
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debby, we all know you are lovely and there are loads of men out there who would be honoured to meet you.
keep your chin up chick.
xxxxxxx
keep your chin up chick.
xxxxxxx
Quote by devondelight
Sorry to spoil your fun lads but can a mod please lock this thread as it has served its original purpose and really should be left to drop off the front page, so that more interesting subjects can be discussed now.
DD
What there is actually something more interesting than this!