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The GFZ - Valentines Day Special.

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.

*looks at box of paper hearts and flowers , pink and red streamers and other decorations, then around the GFZ ....... decides decorating will keep until tomorrow and opens a crate of Sol, pulls out and opens a bottle and settles down in front of the TV*
Bar's open. Help yerselves the barman's getting drunk. drinkies :thumbup:
Well, as I believe I may have laryngitis and I have a big weekend ahead (yay!) I need something which will warm and numb the throat somewhat... :rascal:
A caiprinha should do the job! I'll get muddling the brown sugar and lime... Pass me the cachaca Monsieur Easy... before you get too pissed!
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Dam I miss Sarge and Kit Kat :sad:
Okay I wont get any love on valentines day so a pint of wine please lol :lol: now that way I can scratch any bits I want and be totally at ease with the fact I am a spinster of the swinging world
Where's the barman gone? Is he drunk under a table again dunno
Sorry, the barman had to put down the beer and go work. sad
Right what can I get anyone?
Ho-hum. Cheap round. :giggle:
And there was me thinking this was a girly-free zone, yet who do I see? Easy and a bunch of girlies! :giggle:
Shove over and pass me a beer. drinkies
Quote by Kaznkev
.............talk aout arses !

OK. Lets start with this fella......

:giggle:
At last a blokie zone!!!! :taz:
Enters Forum, farts loudly, belches, scratches balls, picks nose, opens a can of Special Brew and flops on the forum sofa for a good old snore. :sleeping:
Call me when Valentines is over!! :grin:
Quote by Ms_Whips
ooooo i'm up for drinks and talking about arses. there are some lovely bums on here and one inparticular that gets me all of a quiver biggrin
whips

Awwwww. I'm sure Optix will be very flattered to hear that.......
I don't suppose your cooking breakie Easy? I fancy a bacon butty and I'm in lazy mode :silly:
If we talking rugby it has to be strong thighs never mind bottoms