Let's Do The Time Warp AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wilma
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Sex God
Jags have you finished the one the MrFC gave you?
Let me get the VERY BIG wine glasses, ..................................
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Okay I'm back !!!! Where's the wine bottle ?
Jags put the bottle down!!! Here is your glass.
Let me get the VERY BIG wine glasses, ..................................
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Okay I'm back !!!! Where's the wine bottle ?
Jags put the bottle down!!! Here is your glass.
:D :D Sex God
Ooooh for godsake Jags the wine is in front of you .............switch the light on. !!!
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Sex God
Dear me, I thought this place was for men's relaxation. Granted I like giving massages but being ordered to is NOT on!
Right, if you ladies must stay here then please help yourselves. Carries a couple of creates of wine out of the cellar Get your mitts on these. I'm affraid you will have to open them yourselves.
I'm going for a cool sharp harp, does any other BLOKE in here fancy a drink?
Right, if you ladies must stay here then please help yourselves. Carries a couple of creates of wine out of the cellar Get your mitts on these. I'm affraid you will have to open them yourselves.
I'm going for a cool sharp harp, does any other BLOKE in here fancy a drink?
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
Did someone mention a massage?? am wanting to be counted in please!
Yes, I did but I said keep it quiet. Slip into the jacuzzi and we'll see what we can manage.
Quote by Mrs FartyChokeOI! are you talking about me!
I just had to try out this old antique thing.
:x Quote by TETune, I have never seen a man more emasculated! :cry:
Yes, I did but I said keep it quiet. Slip into the jacuzzi and we'll see what we can manage.
Wilma, I have been shopping today - been to Anne Summers and got something a bit special that I think you will REALLY enjoy seeing! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Tune, I have never seen a man more emasculated! :cry:
Wilma, I have been shopping today
Excuse me but do these two statements fit snugly together without there being some element of the pot calling the kettle black
: emasculate v.t. Castrate; weaken; make effeminate.
One of us has been shopping and one has been with the girls massaging their feet under water in the jacuzzi. I rest my case :?:
:lol: Quote by westerross
Tune, I have never seen a man more emasculated! :cry:
Wilma, I have been shopping today
Excuse me but do these two statements fit snugly together without there being some element of the pot calling the kettle black
: emasculate v.t. Castrate; weaken; make effeminate.
One of us has been shopping and one has been with the girls massaging their feet under water in the jacuzzi. I rest my case :?:
:lol: :P ah - but Kit paid 
Actually - that is not helping my case much is it! :?
lhk
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
[ ah - but Kit paid
Did I say I rest my case
: Oi anyway one of you wenches, "Could I possibly, please oh please - would it be too much trouble for you to consider kindly proffering a Stella over here :?: "
Sex God
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Kat - here's a nice cold Stella - catch :!:
Kat - here's a nice cold Stella - catch :!:
Sex God
Buggrit :!: I've finished me lager and I'm on to the red wine now. I'm not slipping back into emasculated am I : Actually I can just hear Mrs TE finishing off the stir fry - see ya later :!:
: Actually I can just hear Mrs TE finishing off the stir fry - see ya later :!: Sex God
KAT !!!!...........
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Where did you get Farty Choke from !
And Tune shame on you for not putting Kat in his place, and still quoting wrong !! :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now could I have a nice glass of Garnet Point please.
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Where did you get Farty Choke from !
And Tune shame on you for not putting Kat in his place, and still quoting wrong !! :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now could I have a nice glass of Garnet Point please.
Mrs F..... C.....
Mrs FartyChoke
Farty - cos no bottom can be as perfect as yours looks - so it must fart
Choke - cos I couldn't think of anything else beginning with C -
Why do I have to explain EVERYTHING! :roll:
If it is a bit of a mouthful, we could always shorten it to Mrs Farty?
lhk
Kat
Mrs FartyChoke
Farty - cos no bottom can be as perfect as yours looks - so it must fart
Choke - cos I couldn't think of anything else beginning with C -
Why do I have to explain EVERYTHING! :roll: If it is a bit of a mouthful, we could always shorten it to Mrs Farty?
lhk
Kat
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Get pouring Kat no not for MrsFc for me that pippy stuff you have..Hic
OK - I have been gardening all day - just opened a Lowenbrau - anyone else want one?
Mr FC - you are looking a bit worse for wear! And what are those stuck between your teeth?
Pips?????? Oh no - not Scumpy - the loony juice! I can see there are going to be one or two major hangovers in the morning!
Sex God
Ohh Kat I have done that .............. trouble is it takes tooooo lonnnng !
MrFC has the knack much better than me
Ohh hi Alex
I do believe the GFZ is turning into the Mostly Girlie Zone. :giggle:
MrFC has the knack much better than me
Ohh hi Alex
I do believe the GFZ is turning into the Mostly Girlie Zone. :giggle:
Quote by KitKat
However, us blokes are made of sterner stuff than you girlies, and we will eventually prevail!
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hwoar: Anne Summers!!! OMG what is the world coming to. Fred said do you have any blue eyeshadow he can borrow? Love
Wilma
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